Obligatory Joke.
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Obligatory Joke @ 1000.
1000, who'd a thunk it. Thank you all for the stimulation.
It certainly has been fun even when my bp gets up.
Ok here goes:
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
It certainly has been fun even when my bp gets up.
Ok here goes:
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
Last edited by sinjin; Dec 31, 2003 at 01:10 PM.
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Aint got a weed wacker but a real man uses a push mower. 1000 eh? Congrats in order? I'll bet your typing skills have improved. Yea I can only handle so much of the Pen. I know what you mean by elevated BP. Just kidding, it's actually pretty entertaining.
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Originally posted by sinjin
Where's the love?
Where's the love?
How's that, Sinjin?
P.S. happy 1000th. And 20,000,000 more too.
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Well done, sinjin! Looking forward to mixing it back up - maybe I can do a little catch-up.
ct? You gotta weed-eater?
Originally posted by ctfuzzy
How's that, Sinjin?
P.S. happy 1000th. And 20,000,000 more too.
How's that, Sinjin?
P.S. happy 1000th. And 20,000,000 more too.
ct? You gotta weed-eater?
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