Dear Friends,

wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but
it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without
offending someone. So I met with my attorney today, and on his advice
(and after $1,200. in attorneys fees) I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the
wishes.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher…

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message,
however, a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced

 

I accept your "holiday greeting" TAZ!

And the same back at ya!

 

Tanx PeeWeeeeeeee.. Kind of a long draw out way to say Merry Christmas huh

 

uhoh now you gone and said it. Here comes some radical nutcase stating that your infringing upon their beliefs.

 

to bad its a world holiday for almost every one , if they do not like it get off the earth to outer space someware, i'm jewish and don't care as long as one belives its fine by me no matter what name one gives the big guy up stairs. happy holidays every one

 

Taz,
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukka, Happy Kwanza, Happy Ramadan, etc., etc. to you. Thanks much for the politically correct seasons greeting - and a good laugh!!

I hope you and all FTEers have a wonderful 2005!
Jerry

 

Amen....oops, can I say that?

 

red socks from some one in ny, some ones in trouble

 

I grew up in Jersey a Yankee hater!

 

Have a Happy RamaHannaKwanzmas.

 

This thread is almost a carbon copy of an already active thread.

https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...d.php?t=320524

Perhaps one of these is enough ?

 

thats ok man just busting, i hatem also happy holidays

 

Screw politically correct !! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year Y'all

 

Happy Day Taz! (or not)

 

Have a great holiday everyone! Whatever you might call it, I hope you get time with family and friends. Perhaps a day off from work? (I got 2 weeks off) PS Ramadan is in October.....(just an fyi, I aint offended by any of this stuff!) Go have some fun!