Sorry ! Only In Canada
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From: Springfield, IL USA
Sorry. Only in Canada
Wow! I am learning more about you Canucks everyday and today I learned that we are more alike than different. All of those sayings could apply right here in Illinois. You don't suppose we all evloved from the same ancestors do you? 
(Oops better not start that evolution discussion here - it's belongs in the Pig Pen!)
(Oops better not start that evolution discussion here - it's belongs in the Pig Pen!)
Posting Guru
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From: Near Bloom, PA
Most of those apply to Pennsylvania too.
Did anyone hear that when Canada agreed to help the US in the war, they promised the US their best armies, fastest fighter jets, and biggest ship?
They sent us 5 Mounties, 2 flying squirrels and a rowboat...
Did anyone hear that when Canada agreed to help the US in the war, they promised the US their best armies, fastest fighter jets, and biggest ship?
They sent us 5 Mounties, 2 flying squirrels and a rowboat...
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Joined: Apr 2003
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From: Wheatland
while we are on the subject and the listing thing, heres one and i couldnt beleive it when i read it
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
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From: Montana Territory
I didn't know you were from the county Fordfaggiole.
You probably have a ton of potato picking and dumb mainer jokes.
My favorite is that you can't be a true Mainer and graduate from High School.
We have lots of MT sayings but most of them are defamatory towards the natives.
You probably have a ton of potato picking and dumb mainer jokes.
My favorite is that you can't be a true Mainer and graduate from High School.
We have lots of MT sayings but most of them are defamatory towards the natives.
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From: Sarnia, Ontario, CANADA!
Originally posted by smitty7
What's a samboni? and a snowblower?
What's a samboni? and a snowblower?
A snowblower gets snow and blows it so it's off your sidewalk or driveway.
-Matt
EDIT: Now that I look back at the question and think to myself 'was he being serious? or was he being sarcastic and I wasted my time by answering his question. Oh well...one more post for me!'
Last edited by Beast12; Jan 25, 2004 at 05:43 PM.
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From: The County
Originally posted by Mattsbox99
I didn't know you were from the county Fordfaggiole.
You probably have a ton of potato picking and dumb mainer jokes.
My favorite is that you can't be a true Mainer and graduate from High School.
We have lots of MT sayings but most of them are defamatory towards the natives.
I didn't know you were from the county Fordfaggiole.
You probably have a ton of potato picking and dumb mainer jokes.
My favorite is that you can't be a true Mainer and graduate from High School.
We have lots of MT sayings but most of them are defamatory towards the natives.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2003
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From: Blue Hill Township
Originally posted by ChargerHemi
He was probably serious. A lot of people haven't heard of a Zamboni machine.
He was probably serious. A lot of people haven't heard of a Zamboni machine.
