Spongebob Kidnapped
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Spongebob Kidnapped
Come on Parks911, fess up. 
SpongeBob SquarePants 'kidnapped' in Little Falls; ransom note demands Crabby Patties
Associated Press
November 24, 2004 SPONGEBOB1125
LITTLE FALLS, Minn. -- He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.
Police in Little Falls are searching for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants, taken from his perch atop a Burger King restaurant.
The popular cartoon character was plugging his new movie in a joint marketing deal with Burger King.
Police found a ransom note which reads: ``We have SpongeBob. Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.'' It was signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. And the note had this postscript: ``Patrick is next,'' a reference to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants 'kidnapped' in Little Falls; ransom note demands Crabby Patties
Associated Press
November 24, 2004 SPONGEBOB1125
LITTLE FALLS, Minn. -- He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.
Police in Little Falls are searching for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants, taken from his perch atop a Burger King restaurant.
The popular cartoon character was plugging his new movie in a joint marketing deal with Burger King.
Police found a ransom note which reads: ``We have SpongeBob. Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.'' It was signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. And the note had this postscript: ``Patrick is next,'' a reference to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.
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Originally Posted by Boss_358
Come on Parks911, fess up.
I plead the fifth.
Come to think about it, I was in Little Falls that Wednesday.
Now they're onto me......
Decision time, what to do?
Time to raise the ransom. We are now demanding 30 crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes or else SpongeBob gets it.
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A couple of us were going to put the cut out top of a brown paper bag with a white band painted on the top around his ankles. Everyone chickned out after all the thefts, and the cops are watching the BK more than any place else.
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Some guy stole the one off the roof of the BK 10 blocks from here. The news said the guy was a heavy set guy. I think he wanted the same ransom lol
Lots of people are stealing them look
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...118234277&rd=1
Lots of people are stealing them look
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...118234277&rd=1
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I remember being in a town once(which will remain nameless) where a new Wink's Convenience store was having it's grand opening. To make a long story short, this is, as far as I know, an Alberta owned and operated company only, and they have this huge inflateable owl they refer to as the "winky-bird" for a mascot. During the grand opening, they had this thing on the roof of the store....
Walking home from the bar with a rather rambunctious cowboy bud of mine(he rode bulls and broncs in rodeos for fun) He decides after way to many "pops" that this bird has to go, shinnies up the drain pipe to the roof, and decides to stab the damned thing....needless to say, the bird deflated, and blew him off the roof(about 30 feet up)
Probably a good thing he was drunk, as he landed, was coughing and spitting a bit of dust, but was otherwise just fine.... What a nut! He got kicked out of that town a couple of years later for roping an elk(National park).
Walking home from the bar with a rather rambunctious cowboy bud of mine(he rode bulls and broncs in rodeos for fun) He decides after way to many "pops" that this bird has to go, shinnies up the drain pipe to the roof, and decides to stab the damned thing....needless to say, the bird deflated, and blew him off the roof(about 30 feet up)
Probably a good thing he was drunk, as he landed, was coughing and spitting a bit of dust, but was otherwise just fine.... What a nut! He got kicked out of that town a couple of years later for roping an elk(National park).
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From: Georgia
Originally Posted by grease monkey
This is why people are stealing them look
eBay auction #7118234277
eBay auction #7118234277
Actually there are many of those listed on eBay right now. They all state in the auction that they are not stolen.
How can you prove that a blow up doll is not stolen?
Do they have serial numbers?
edited to ad
I just looked, there seems to be a totla of 6 current inflatable spongebob auctions. Ranging from $75.00 to $10,000.00.
Last edited by parks911; Dec 3, 2004 at 09:53 AM.
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Originally Posted by McMurry
Do us all a favor and shoot him already!
Oh yeah! don't forget to feed him to the fishes!
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