1000th Post joke
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1000th Post joke
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A man was taking a flight on a commercial airliner. The airliner had 4 engines, which is quite normal. About an hour into the flight, a loud BOOM occurred.
The flight attendant came over the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown an engine, but there is no need to worry. We still have three engines, I repeat, we still have three engines."
Everyone stayed calm.
About another hour later, another boom.
The flight attendant comes over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown another engine, but there is no need to worry! We still have two more engines to go!"
The people stayed calm.
An hour later, the same situation. Now only one engine remained.
Then, the man stood up and said outloud, "Man! If this keeps up, we could be up here all day!"
Its the only one I could find that was clean, and in fact I had to remove a word a few times from this one
A man was taking a flight on a commercial airliner. The airliner had 4 engines, which is quite normal. About an hour into the flight, a loud BOOM occurred.
The flight attendant came over the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown an engine, but there is no need to worry. We still have three engines, I repeat, we still have three engines."
Everyone stayed calm.
About another hour later, another boom.
The flight attendant comes over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown another engine, but there is no need to worry! We still have two more engines to go!"
The people stayed calm.
An hour later, the same situation. Now only one engine remained.
Then, the man stood up and said outloud, "Man! If this keeps up, we could be up here all day!"
Its the only one I could find that was clean, and in fact I had to remove a word a few times from this one
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From: okc
heres one, Three blondes were walking down a dirt road one day, when a farmer in an old ford offered them a ride, they happily accepted and climbed in the bed. a couple miles down the road one of the tires blew, the truck veered off the road, hit a bank and jumped right in the middle of a pond. the farmer barely made it out of his truck and swam to shore. he looked back and did not see the girls anywhere......just as he headed back in the water to find them they splashed their way from under the water and swam to shore gasping for breath.....after they collected themselves the farmer asked "why were you girls under for so long? i thought you drowned.....the smarter looking one of the three answered......"We couldnt get that old rusty tailgate down!!!!" 
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