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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 07:11 AM
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I must be blind (funny)

Hey guys sometimes I wonder if Im going blind. I am working on a project have all my tools in place. Then all off a sudden I am looking for one off my tools and cant find it. I look for an hour then all off a sudden it reappears next to the project Im working on. Man that sure irks me. Those darn invisible ghosts taking my tools and then making them reappear . Have you guys had those ghosts too. I hope it isnt just me. Better have my eyes checked.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 08:00 AM
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What is worse is when you discover the tool you are looking for is in your hand... This is commonly called "Tool Blindness" and seems to be a highly communicable disease common to all technical professions.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Torque1st
What is worse is when you discover the tool you are looking for is in your hand... This is commonly called "Tool Blindness" and seems to be a highly communicable disease common to all technical professions.
You know it. Years ago I worked in a bicycle shop. I would leave work, drive home, shower, change, eat something and then head out for the evening only to have my girlfriend ask me why I still had a spoke wrench looped over my middle finger.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 10:21 AM
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I'm sure we've all been guilty of this desease... The worst is when you stick a screwdrive in you back pocket and forget about it before hopping into your new car's leather seats...
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 07:34 PM
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The thing to do is to blame your girlfriend/wife for the missing tool/s, they love that. Or wait I meant they don't like that.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 07:40 PM
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mine just like to play hide and seek. They do a real good job, too.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 08:17 PM
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I thought I was the only one with ghosts in my shop!! I knew I wasn't crazy (but don't ask my friends about that) When this happens to me I yell out to them IF I CATCH ONE OF YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO PUT YOU TO WORK!!! I think this just eggs them on because they won't stop!Thank god I must have a good group of them because they don't steal them! TOOL BLINDNESS Good to no there is a name for what we have.In this day and age maybe Tool blindness should have a support group??? JUST KIDDING.


PLEASE POST IF SOMEBODY HAS EVER CAUGHT ONE OF THESE GHOSTS
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 09:08 PM
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I have been able defeat most of this problem by having two to three duplicates of each tool. It still gets me sometimes since I can't afford two of everything . It's sometimes amusing to later find tool #1 in either a blatantly obvious or extraordinarily obscure location after the job is long done.
Now I have to deal with parts blindness. To make up for the success of my tool scheme the "parts ghosts" seem to be working overtime. Many a project has been halted dead to due for hunting that one special thingy. "Just had it a minute ago, where in God's name could it possibly have gone?"
 
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Old Nov 15, 2004 | 11:54 PM
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I have the same problem all the time maybe the tool companies should start powder coating their tools in neon colors.
 
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Old Nov 16, 2004 | 12:46 AM
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Not ghosts. You've got a Pleeben Hole. They're invisible, and suck up objects you leave laying somewhere, and spit them out later. Sometimes minutes, sometimes weeks or months, occasionally years. Sometimes they spit 'em out where you left them, sometimes elsewhere. Sometimes in strange places. "Why is my ratchet on the fridge?!!"
What's almost more frustrating is the Memory Eraser. You walk through it from one end of the shop to the other and it erases your memory of what you made the trip for. Walk back through it the other way and the memory returns. You have to figure out where it is or you'll walk back and forth for hours and get nothing done (and not remember why.)
 
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Old Nov 16, 2004 | 02:39 AM
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Some tools are Morphodytes also... -Have you ever noticed that when you are looking for that #2 Phillips the screwdriver drawer or toolbox only has straight blades? Have you ever noticed that when you look in that same drawer etc for a straight blade an hour later that it only contains Phillips drivers??? -THOSE SCREWDRIVERS CHANGE !!! this also applies to sockets or wrenches that change size, drive size, type, etc etc...

Are those "Pleeben Holes" kind of like wormholes that can transport items thru time and space?

One of Murphy's laws states that: "Anytime you look for an object, and give up on finding it, then go out and buy another one... -The Object will immediately turn up just as soon as you loose the register receipt."
 
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Old Nov 16, 2004 | 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ironhead100
The thing to do is to blame your girlfriend/wife for the missing tool/s, they love that. Or wait I meant they don't like that.
In my case, this is quite true. I am very particular about putting my tools away at the end of each session - whether I'm finished or not. SHE, on the other hand, will leave tools strewn about all over the car and garage when she's in the middle of a project (she does the interior stuff on her cars).
I don't mind as much when they're her tools, but when they're mine...
 
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Old Nov 16, 2004 | 06:47 AM
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Don't get me started on drill bits....
 
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Old Nov 16, 2004 | 07:26 AM
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I can't tell you how many times I was verbally assaulted by my step-dad for this very reason. For years I was convinced that he had turret's syndrome. I don't think anyone ever told him about this "tool blindness" phenomenon. I suppose a kid is always an easy culprit to pin a missing tool on. I'm just glad he never noticed all the missing beer and cigarettes.
 
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Old Nov 16, 2004 | 07:52 AM
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Not Rocket Science

I found out years ago, That you will always find the tool, nut, bolt, gasket, or instructions for the mod you are adding in......(THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
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