Stupid things you’ve done….
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Stupid things you’ve done….
Okay, here's the start of my list - feel free to add to the list, as i will when they come to mind......
Things i've done in my life, and may or may not have learned a lesson from:
****sed in the wind....
****sed on elect fence (ouch)
anyone for a spark plug wire
told a lie to my mother
awakened by bodily fluids running down face (to much hunch punch)
awakened by bodily fluids running down leg
walked around classroom with trash can on foot (boot)
skipped school
quit school - more than twice
told mom-in-law that i thought paw-in-law was cheating on her
bought wife red mustang
pulled off in very wet plowed field in truck that did'nt have permission to drive
told boss that one day i would have his job
had a yankee try a boiled peanut with no instructions (ok, not stupid but fun)
drove truck with duct tape holding steering linkage on
100mph+ at night without headlights on (to many brewskees anyone)
Things i've done in my life, and may or may not have learned a lesson from:
****sed in the wind....
****sed on elect fence (ouch)
anyone for a spark plug wire
told a lie to my mother
awakened by bodily fluids running down face (to much hunch punch)
awakened by bodily fluids running down leg
walked around classroom with trash can on foot (boot)
skipped school
quit school - more than twice
told mom-in-law that i thought paw-in-law was cheating on her
bought wife red mustang
pulled off in very wet plowed field in truck that did'nt have permission to drive
told boss that one day i would have his job
had a yankee try a boiled peanut with no instructions (ok, not stupid but fun)
drove truck with duct tape holding steering linkage on
100mph+ at night without headlights on (to many brewskees anyone)
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Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane at 32k feet.... 
raced motorcycle 140+mph
got off motorcycle at 110mph
tried to stand up doing 30mph (laughed at video of me trying to stand up
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took non-southern friend to The Varsity (haven't spoken to him since.hmmm)
ate at Willie's Weenie Wagon ONCE......
and list goes on............
John
raced motorcycle 140+mph
got off motorcycle at 110mph
tried to stand up doing 30mph (laughed at video of me trying to stand up
)took non-southern friend to The Varsity (haven't spoken to him since.hmmm)
ate at Willie's Weenie Wagon ONCE......
and list goes on............
John
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skipped skool more than 30 times in a year, and still passed!!
drove truck with new motor in it fast enough to get guys on crotch rockets to give me a thumbs up
(didnt know how fast i was goin, speedo stops at 85!)
decided that it would be fun to fill up ballons with butane, stuff in 5 gallon bucket, and light a piece of paper attatched on fire, while running.
decided that it would be fun to crack 3 glow sticks, and shoot all of them at once with a shot gun, didnt work too well, needed a bigger shot gun. did this 2 weekends ago, so i decided on halloween that i would go buy a Mossberg Maverick model 88 pump action 12 gauge!!!! will try again after thanksgiving, and let yall know how it looks
met most of my friends, some of yall included!!! just kiddin, i dont think i would trade any of yall for a million $, but i wouldnt be given another like any of ya!!
more will be comin to mind as time goes on, will have to add to his as soon as possible!
drove truck with new motor in it fast enough to get guys on crotch rockets to give me a thumbs up
(didnt know how fast i was goin, speedo stops at 85!) decided that it would be fun to fill up ballons with butane, stuff in 5 gallon bucket, and light a piece of paper attatched on fire, while running.
decided that it would be fun to crack 3 glow sticks, and shoot all of them at once with a shot gun, didnt work too well, needed a bigger shot gun. did this 2 weekends ago, so i decided on halloween that i would go buy a Mossberg Maverick model 88 pump action 12 gauge!!!! will try again after thanksgiving, and let yall know how it looks
met most of my friends, some of yall included!!! just kiddin, i dont think i would trade any of yall for a million $, but i wouldnt be given another like any of ya!!
more will be comin to mind as time goes on, will have to add to his as soon as possible!
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got a top fuel licence
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what part of the atlantic? to cold for fishing now unless your a pollar bear type.
forgot i sold the super bird cause i lost my licence for drag racing . worth around 300 grand now cost about 10 back then don't remember any more. to old now crs has set in
what part of the atlantic? to cold for fishing now unless your a pollar bear type.
forgot i sold the super bird cause i lost my licence for drag racing . worth around 300 grand now cost about 10 back then don't remember any more. to old now crs has set in