Well mine would take 2 or more weeks to type and 2 days to download with a high speed internet conection.
Bad thing about this list is.its still growing.

 

you mean i'm not alone. at 58 i know anyone one who calls me crackers is 100% correct. done way to many stupid things to list. biggest , biggest ever was buying a dodge pickup to replace a well worn ford"200k" should fixed the ford instead . yes kick me in my six

 

If the water is cold, set the beer in it.........

 

Fish and enjoy cold beer-- and enjoy great food.

 

I can't believe no one has added to this...
I have done so much here I gotta go.

 

ive been tryin to think about what it is that i have done that was retarted, but i am unable to think of anything at the moment, you would think that there were more people readin the gawga chapter than there are, or atleast commenting that is!!

 

ever woke up outside in your under........where

 

3broncocrazy -- never been woke up in my under ...where...but I've been chased around the house in broad daylight by a pair of purple floating hands with yellow hair on them!!.....God, the things we used to do when we were young!!...

 

Woke up under the truck once does that count?

John

 

Howza bout wakin' up unable to FIND your undies??

 

i woke up one time and forgot where i lived, and i was in another state, florida to be exact, still dont know how that happend

 

evil, did you have your undies on........

 

Well I WAS eating lunch when I read that, way too much info MattMan

John

 

eatable undies..........hmmmmm

 

That was the rated "G" version , John...
I have heard that edible drawers was better than some food cooked by inlaws- according to Larry The cable guy and my second cousin.