Darwin awards
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From: Valley of the Sun AZ
Originally Posted by pchristman
What kind of award should go to those who don't quite complete all the requirements for a Darwin? A back target, lead shoes, cyanide?
A "friend of a friend", in his youth, was an adventurous and inquisitive sort of guy. He duck-taped 12 guage shotgun shells to the end of his bb gun to set them off. (What else could he have done - he didn't have a real shotgun?) The total porting effect, and close proximity to the killing zone, soon convinced him to pursue less noisy endeavors _ HUH?
But, as far as I know, he is still walking around with all of his parts intact. Could he qualify for a runner-up award?
A "friend of a friend", in his youth, was an adventurous and inquisitive sort of guy. He duck-taped 12 guage shotgun shells to the end of his bb gun to set them off. (What else could he have done - he didn't have a real shotgun?) The total porting effect, and close proximity to the killing zone, soon convinced him to pursue less noisy endeavors _ HUH?
But, as far as I know, he is still walking around with all of his parts intact. Could he qualify for a runner-up award?
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From: Virginia Beach
Originally Posted by camo4stealth
Let's see. I was about 14 and brother, 16 Hey, let's pour gasoline on the pile, light it, and cremate him in a personal mausoleum! bro indicates I should jump on the pile and give him another dose of petroleum. As I'm pouring, I hear a faint rumbling, reminiscent of Mt. St. Helens. Turns out all the gas in the pile had not been consumed. The pile of bricks erupted into spectacular flames, just as I realized what was going on. It's the only time I've ever done a standing back flip with a half twist. Even landed on my feet.
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