Ok, let's see who's got the worst first date story. You know, one of those dates where you pray for the kitchen to catch on fire, for the tornado siren to go off, or for your phone to ring, even if it's a wrong number. ANYTHING to get you out of there.

I'll start this one off - I hope I'm not setting the bar too high.

About a year ago, I met this girl over the internet (craigslist.org) and we chatted/talked on the phone for a while. Everything seemed ok, no warning signs, so we agreed to meet up for dinner. We decided on a Japanese restaurant about equal distance away from us both.

I get to the restaurant and see this girl, and knew I'd made a HUGE mistake. Pun intended, because this girl was all of that and then some. She also had a big streak of Ronald McDonald color red hair on one side of her head. Nice.

I have a hard time hurting anyone's feelings, so I decide that I'm going to suck it up and live through this. It was rough, lemme tell you, because it wasn't just a looks thing.

Conversation - non-existant. I'd say something, ask her a question, whatever, and get a one-word response, usually "Yes," "No," or sometimes, if I was lucky, a blank uncomprehending stare.

When she did talk, she told me about the mold collection she had in her fridge at home. She went into great detail on what foods to leave in the fridge for what length of time to get a particular color mold. No, I'm not making this up. This went on at least through half of dinner. Which I ate quickly.

When she wasn't giving one word answers, or talking about something I wish I knew nothing at all about, she was playing with her food. She made this brown paste out of something, God alone knows what, and started soaking various other things in the paste and then hung them over the side of the plate as if to dry. Still not making this up.

Still with me? Good.

Then the check came. She, of course, being unemployed, had no cash, and had to pay with a check card. I had only a $20. I forget how the conversation went, but she ended up paying $10, and I ended up paying $20. I didn't care, but she was downright gleeful about it. She VERY eagerly agreed. Whatever, I thought, if I write you a check will you promise to never call me again? Sheesh.

That was the worst date ever. Yet to be topped by me, although I came darn close last week.

 

LOL I cant compete with that man....that SUCKS

I have something that was a girlfriend at the time, have a few actually.

First one, we went to the city fair. She saw someone that she didnt like (trying to aviod them), so she went to run and hide kinda. Well she walked right past me, grabbed my friends arm and ran off WHAT!! I dunno why. She would walk off and talk to every other guy but me and most of the time I didnt even know where she was. Next time she walked off, I got tired of it and just left. Called me up about 30 mins later, asking me where I was! It took her 30 minutes to realize I was gone. GOODBYE

Another girlfriend. We went to the mall after I had gotten back from a few weeks of being gone working over the summer. Well she saw her ex boyfriend there and walked off with him and he wouldnt leave us alone, so I left agian. See a trend?

 

LMFAO, man that was a gut buster, whew wiping the tears from my eye's,
O.K. I have been lucky with date's never had a really bad one, but my brother on the otherhand, got set up with this girl one time, and they met at McDonalds( yeah I know) any how she turn's out to be a little hefty(not bashing it just telling the story) and he agrees to pay for the meal, so they get done eating and he was trying to make conversation, when she get's up and starts eating food left on tables by other people,(gross, but hilarious)then she asked for a ride in his truck(why he didn't run screaming into the night) so he take's her for a ride and she directs him to what could only be a makeout spot, my brother knowing what was up, suggested they get out and enjoy the stars when she climed out he dumped the clutch and took off( no she didn't have to walk that far) and the thing is she still called him and wanted to see him again.

 

About 4 or 5 years ago, I was chatting with some girl on the internet. Finally we decided to go out on a date. The date went alright, I think we had dinner somewhere and went to a local club to go dancing. So far so good. The girl seemed normal.. until I took back to her home...

So we get to her house, and the phone rings.. it's for her. I was making smalltalk with her parents. When she returns, she tells me that she forgot to mention something. About a week or two before, she broke up with her boyfriend of several years. She told him she went out on a date. This guy was fuming and on his way over. She then mentioned he was 6'5" and like 275 pounds!

At this point I figured it's time to make my exit. As I'm thinking of this the guy pulls up to the house. I hang back in their kitchen as the door rings - I was looking for an escape route. There was a good five minutes of silence, then this girl comes back all gleeful.. the guy proposed to her and she accepted?? HELLO!?

I had no clue what to do. At that point I said congratulations. They said thanks and the guy strongly suggested I leave. I was outta there lickety split. I chalked that one up to the strangest date I have ever had.

 

I was supposed to meet a girl at her house for dinner. I am parked out in front as no one answered the door. Twenty minutes later a cop car pulls up to check me out. Somebody next door called them about my car sitting out there.

 

I left my girlfriends appartment and was heading to the parking lot and found my wife waiting for me. Not good.

 

A few years ago, as a freshman in college, some friends of mine at a different school made friends with this girl over the internet. Eventually, it got to the point, where we talked so much over the internet, and they talked to her so much over the internet, we all began to talk in one spot. She was this girl from Cali, and we all became good friends with her. We even started to talk to her over the phone all of the time. Here's where the pictures come in. She sent some over te internet and she was hot, and to hear this girl over the phone made you want to meet her more. So some time passes, and she's coming out to meet us and stay with one of the guys she became much closer with. Well, he picks her up at the airport. We're all going to a baseball game, and she's coming with them to pick us up. The guy who picks her up and is on his way to get us says, "Just be nice" when we ask about her. Well lemme tell you. Again, with the not-bashing theme here, she was big. I don't care, but you can't lie about it boldfaced. And on my grave, I'm telling you it was black and white cow print pants that she was wearing. It ended up being the most awkward day I've experienced, and even worse for the guy who became really close with what turned out to be a HUGE liar, because he and her set it up so she'd stay at his parents house for a week. Easily the weirdest experience of my life.

 

I took a girl out that worked with me at sears one time, she was cute, usually well dressed and very personable. We liked alot of the same things and people. At this time we are both still living with our respective parents as we had just graduated from HS. The date it self was nice, as I am dropping her off she informs me that her parents aren't home so I am getting the hint. We go inside, and downstairs to her room which was a disgusting pigsty, but I was able to look past that at her changing lol. We go upstairs to watch TV and to watch out for her parents. By the way this is the first time I have ever been into the house. It was absolutely disgusting, I'm no neat freak but everything was stained and grungy looking, and she went to get me something to drink I saw her "clean" dishes and it grossed me out. At this point for me the date was over, if the whole house was this dirty I didn't want to check out the rest of the goods. She started trying to get more physical with me, but after dwelling on the house for 10mins, I politely booked it out of there, never to return.

On a side note, her and a friend of mine moved to Florida together, another friend of mine went down to visit and was going to stay in their place, he ended up staying in a hotel cause he didn't feel safe sleeping on their stuff.

Mike

 

LOL heres 1 for ya'll my buddy met this girl through a chat site they talked for awhile she sent pics (cute) well he went to go meet her asked me to come along (if we got in a bad situation we always had backup) get to her house knock on door the huge butt ugly fat girl answers ITS HER!!! she says ill brb i gotta go get my shoes well we looked at each other with out a word hauled *** out the house and jumped in the truck burning rubber all the way out the driveway SHE FORGOT TO TELL HIM SHE GAINED 100 LBS SINCE PIC WAS TAKEn

 

Swear to God, this is true: a guy I went to college with went on a date, and all went well. They return to her dorm room, and things progress, if you know what I mean. Where things went horribly wrong is when the girl took off his wig (no NOT a typo) and revealed his/her true self. When I went to my buddy's to ask him how it went I found him sitting on his bed downing shots of SoCo and violently shaking. His roommates and I found it highly funny, but as far as I know, he made sure to check for adam's apples on any girl he met from there on.

 

I have learned from this post, don't meet people over there internet. I am so glad I don't have any stories like this, but my friends have many.

Bryan

 

You and me both LOL ,Wost experiance i had was with a girl that wanted to go to a football game. Well we get there and go sit down. Few mins later she tells me she's going to get a snack at the stand and she would be right back. Well thats fine with me, except, well 5 mins no gurl, 10 mins still no gurl......30 mins nothing. Didn't wanna go check on her, figured she would think I was "attatched" but after 30 mins I got bored. So i take a stroll down to the concesion stand and right before I get there, shes surrounded by about 5 guys and hugging one and looked at me That was a new one on me, so I left, she could walk home for all I cared, maybe get ran over if i was lucky {she got home and didnt get ran over though }. Finally later on she had the nerve to ask me what my problem was. O well . Well least it wasnt an internet story.

 

OH, this thread ROCKS! I have never laughed so much in my life! Brown paste? Proposals? Black and white cow print pants? HAHAHAHA! I love it!

Keep 'em coming!

-Matt

 

Alright well im only a sophmore but have a horror story. I go to the movies with this chick i had been goin with for about a month and we get there and i never saw the movie. We were makin out the whole time and she was a horrible kisser with worse breath. If yall watch "rescue me" think about the girl on like the last episode that the guy kept tryin to break up with. Well this was her only tounge in the back of throat and PERSISTANT. So we get out the movie and shes waitin on her ride and this guy I'm friends with comes out and starts talkin to us. Her ride gets there and they both jump in the car and ride off makin out with each other. Turns out they hit a home run when they got to her house if ya know what i mean and im happy for the guy cause he aint me. Like the next day she said she had fun but she was to fast for me and wanted more. My friend talks to me in 2nd block the day after and tells me his horror story and hes got HIV now from the ONLY girl hes been with. Like i said im happy for him cause it wont me.

 

Wow, that's even worse than a guy or a fat girl! No offense to anyone intended.