A 2 legged dog walks into a saloon, then he sidles up to the front and announces: "I'm looking fer the man who shot my paw!"

 

Lol... that was pretty corny.

How about, A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"

John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the lo- .... oh, nevermind."

Or how about "Two men were walking along the road - one of them walked into a bar, but the other one ducked."

A blind man walks into a department store and starts swinging his seeing-eye dog like a lasso above his head. A frightened manager runs up and says "Sir, what are you doing!?" The blind guy says "Oh, just having a look around."

Wanna hear a dirty joke??..... a boy fell in the mud.
How about a clean joke?.... he took a bath.

Now those are some corny jokes.

 

Why dont ducks fly upside down? Then they would quack up

 

Pity the two red corpuscles. They loved in vein.

 

Or how about:

A sandwich walks into a bar.
He sits down and asks the bartender "Do you serve sandwiches here?"
The bartender said "No we don't"
So the sandwich left.



-Matt

 

I've heard a variation of that that goes, "A sandwich walks into a bar, and says to the bartender 'gimme a bear.' The bartender says, "sorry pal, but we don't serve food here."

 

Ugh!

 

That's as bad as the one where the horse walks into the bar & the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Sorry, didn't see earlier post.

 

The corn sure is high today.

 

why did the punk rocker cross the road?

he was stapled to the chicken

 

How about....A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap shorts, he says, "doctor, I need your help!", and the doc says, "well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

Or, a guy walks into a pyschiatrists office with a duck on his head. The doc looks at him and says, "can I help you?", and the duck says, "yeah, get this guy off my ****!"

 

Two peanuts went for a walk in the park. One was a salted.

 

Psychiatrists huh,

A guy walk into the shrink's office and says "Doc, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam."
Doctor says, "You know what your problem is, you're two tents."

 

You bad....and funny

 

A spelling teacher wakes up in the morning and goes to the fridge and says,O I C U R M T,so he drinks a pot of coffee and then goes to the bathroom and says,I P 4 2,,,,,,Well,you did say corny!