Ever wonder.....

Reply Subscribe

Thread Tools

Search this Thread

Oct 2, 2004 | 11:12 PM

#16

'961506

Elder User

Joined: Sep 2004

Posts: 631

Likes: 0

From: P-Town, CA

Quote:

Originally Posted by 93GreenF150

Its physically impossible to lick your elbows...

All those are funny.

oh, and stop tring to lick your elbows...

This gives you no right to call me a freak, but I can lick my elbows....

Oct 3, 2004 | 01:20 AM

#17

big hoss 29

Posting Guru

Joined: May 2004

Posts: 2,223

Likes: 2

From: Billings Montana

Why do psychics have to ask your name?
If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk?
Why do women have a PAIR of undies and A bra?

Oct 3, 2004 | 06:12 AM

#18

Torque1st

Posting Legend

Joined: Sep 2001

Posts: 30,255

Likes: 37

Popcorn takes 2:33...

Some of those questions are better off left unanswered!

You can find many of these questions, just look up George Carlin or Gallager.

Oct 3, 2004 | 08:19 AM

#19

fordloverf2501970

Elder User

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 940

Likes: 0

From: burlington, iowa

why would light bulbs in the frezzer explode ? it doesnt get that cold in there. and wouldnt all light bulbs exposed to freezeing temp's explode. my light bulb on my front porch gets exposed to rain wind heat snow below zero temps etc, yet it still works explain this please

Oct 3, 2004 | 11:04 AM

#20

TigerDan

Hotshot

Joined: May 2004

Posts: 12,170

Likes: 5

From: The hills of No. Calif.

My freezer has a light bulb in it. Hasn't exploded so far. -TD

Oct 3, 2004 | 11:12 AM

#21

Crash687

Posting Guru

Joined: Mar 2004

Posts: 1,321

Likes: 2

From: MI

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt77F2504x4

i can only answer one of them. Theres no light in the freezer because it would explode. oh, i didnt know we were being funny.

no it is because you own a cheap freezer. have froze a lightbulb to -40c and it did not explode.

Oct 3, 2004 | 11:16 AM

#22

oldhalftons

Postmaster

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 3,439

Likes: 6

From: Spokane WA

The only time I've seen a lightbulb shatter/break in a freezer is when something is touching the glass and cooling one spot on the lightbulb.

I've never seen one explode, usually there is just once spot on the bulb that breaks and falls inside.

Last edited by oldhalftons; Oct 3, 2004 at 11:19 AM.

Oct 3, 2004 | 03:34 PM

#23

websthes

Postmaster

Joined: Mar 2002

Posts: 2,680

Likes: 1

From: Montreal Canada

Quote:

Originally Posted by theologian

So, how hungry was the Scotsman, who dismembered a dead sheep, minced it's heart, liver and lungs, then stuffed the whole mess into the animal's stomach? Did he decide first to add the oatmeal and spices, or was that the contribution of the first brave soul to try it..

Haggis is actually very nice, just so long as you don't think about it too much.

haggis... a sheep stuffed up it's own *******