Dirty tricks, and impractical jokes.....
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Dirty tricks, and impractical jokes.....
Run a wire with alligator clips on each end from any lights especially brakes to the horn people stop at a light and are honking at the people in front
Jon
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Jon
Anchorage,Alaska
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1984 F150 4x4 300 6
Wife owns a KIA (K)illed (I)n (A)laska
And a ch*vy I can't give away
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From: Ypsilanti
Dirty tricks, and impractical jokes.....
Years ago when I worked graveyard shift I remember us taking a guys car keys, putting an old set of junk keys on his key ring and weld/melted the old keys together and slipped them back into his tool box! The look on his face was unforgettable! We did let him in on it right before we clocked out.
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A good one if its cold is to go buy a bag a cotton *****, dip them in water and put them all over someones car. They freeze to it and dont come off until it warms up, plus it dosent ruin the paint.
Another good one is to take a big ol zip tie and tie it around someones drive shaft, when ever they drive this will hit agaist frame muffler what ever and cause a ticking sound, did this to a friend of mine he couldnt figure out what the deal was and took it to the garage, the mechanic put it on a hoist and told him that it didnt look good, big problems he said. Then he cut the zip tie off and charged him 40 bucks, my friend didnt pay it but it sure was funny.
Or how about getting those little styrofoam *****. This will only work if you have keys. Get some suran wrap and tape around the window, then fill the suran wrap with those little *****. When the person sees this they think the whole car is full and freak out. Good laugh.
Another good one is to take a big ol zip tie and tie it around someones drive shaft, when ever they drive this will hit agaist frame muffler what ever and cause a ticking sound, did this to a friend of mine he couldnt figure out what the deal was and took it to the garage, the mechanic put it on a hoist and told him that it didnt look good, big problems he said. Then he cut the zip tie off and charged him 40 bucks, my friend didnt pay it but it sure was funny.
Or how about getting those little styrofoam *****. This will only work if you have keys. Get some suran wrap and tape around the window, then fill the suran wrap with those little *****. When the person sees this they think the whole car is full and freak out. Good laugh.
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LMAO. I haven't done anything yet. I've heard of others lifting someones vw bug and moving it to a different parking spot. I've got to try a few of those jokes though. Especially the cotton ball and zip tie ones.
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Dirty tricks, and impractical jokes.....
I have a buddy who's '94 Escort could be opened with any Ford key and started with your thumb nail. We used to call his family to find out where he was and then go find his car and move it or turn it around.
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for all of the "two parking stall hogs," the partial insertion of a simple tooth pick and subsequent breaking off of same, into driver's and passenger's door locks. Follow up w/full insertion of partially inserted piece. "hey my key don't work.........."
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>I enjoy supergluing a 50 cent piece to the floor in the food
>court at the mall.
The old "super-gluing a coin to the floor trick," eh? We did that on the sidewalk at the end of the shop driveway and had to put chairs out just so the guys could watch all the people make fools of themselves trying to pry up a dime or quarter. Lots of laughs from that one.
"Superglue is great stuff when properly dispensed"
>court at the mall.
The old "super-gluing a coin to the floor trick," eh? We did that on the sidewalk at the end of the shop driveway and had to put chairs out just so the guys could watch all the people make fools of themselves trying to pry up a dime or quarter. Lots of laughs from that one.
"Superglue is great stuff when properly dispensed"
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From: Winnipeg Manitoba CANADA
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My old 72 GMC shortbox had a manual choke. Now, I dislike tailgaters.
Especially when they follow you and don't pass. What I did was pull out the choke and put the peddle to the metal. The smoke comming out of the exhaust would back anyone off. Damn fuel injection. Ruined everything.
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Especially when they follow you and don't pass. What I did was pull out the choke and put the peddle to the metal. The smoke comming out of the exhaust would back anyone off. Damn fuel injection. Ruined everything.
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On day after school, some guys I knew where in the parking lot trying to jump start a chevy with a newer chevy. When the driver of the newer chevy was under the hood, i got in the truck and put the transfer case in nuetral. The look on his face when he put the truck in to reverse and tryied to back up was priceless. Me telling him his tranny just gave out didnt help either 
I also heard that puting a ping-pong ball in someones gas tank can ruin someones day. Supposedly the the ball is sucked down and blocks the line when the throttle is opened, stoping the gas flow and then the ball floats back up again. Process reapeats over and over. I may try that if somone pisses me off enough.
Chase
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I also heard that puting a ping-pong ball in someones gas tank can ruin someones day. Supposedly the the ball is sucked down and blocks the line when the throttle is opened, stoping the gas flow and then the ball floats back up again. Process reapeats over and over. I may try that if somone pisses me off enough.
Chase
1979 F-250 4x4
71 460 Holley650, MSD OFFROAD, L&L Headers
C6-B&M Transpack
Dana HD44Front/60Rear
35 inch Goodyear Implement Tires
4 inch Skyjacker System
Much more to come
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>I also heard that puting a ping-pong ball in someones gas
>tank can ruin someones day. Supposedly the the ball is
>sucked down and blocks the line when the throttle is opened,
>stoping the gas flow and then the ball floats back up again.
>Process reapeats over and over.
I just got a little question. How would you get a pingpong ball in the tank? and if you do get it in. Wouldn't the little screen on the bottom off the fuel pump prevent anything from happening?
I seem to recall it going something with putting a heavier ball in the tank and it would roll around when the gas got low.
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From: Six Shooter Junction
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I just heard this from someone a few months ago. Maybe you have to smash the ping pong ball to get it to fit. The way he explained it was that the ball would go to the lines where the gas exits the tank and restrict gas flow, and when the gas flow stops the ball is no longer held to the lines. I guess depending on the vehicle it could work. I would have to do some tests to prove this, but I dont have the time or equipment to perform them here at school.
Chase
1979 F-250 4x4
71 460 Holley650, MSD OFFROAD, L&L Headers
C6-B&M Transpack
Dana HD44Front/60Rear
35 inch Goodyear Implement Tires
4 inch Skyjacker System
Much more to come
Chase
1979 F-250 4x4
71 460 Holley650, MSD OFFROAD, L&L Headers
C6-B&M Transpack
Dana HD44Front/60Rear
35 inch Goodyear Implement Tires
4 inch Skyjacker System
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