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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 07:02 AM
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From: utica n.y., u.s.a.
save the trees,wipe youre butt with an owl

butt is put in place of a 3 letter word im sure youre imagination can insert in that phrase

rofl
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 07:57 AM
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Talking On the back of a truck i was following

" I may drive slow, but i'm in front of you !"
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 11:48 AM
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YES it's fast and NO you can't drive it!

Get in. Sit down. Shut up. and Hold on!
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 11:49 AM
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There is a guy here in town that has a BOSS Truck and on the back glass it says "Yes ITs Fast and NO You can't Ride"
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 12:01 PM
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i want to make a windshield banner for my bronco that says "dont laugh, its paid for !"

another sticker i found at a swap meet said " faster than a speeding ticket" i had to have that one...
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 12:19 PM
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Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'donell fat
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 01:23 PM
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On my 1964 F250

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my guns"

"Stop Violence in Schools - Arm the Teachers"

"Politicians prefer unarmed peasants"

Got a theme going, hope it catches on.
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 01:27 PM
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"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my guns"
That is classic! did you have it made?
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 01:35 PM
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On the back of a Horse Trailer, I Fart, Sometimes with Lumps! Bet that gets rid of the tailgaters.
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 01:41 PM
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Saw this one in a college town:

"Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you!"
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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"If you can't stop smile as you go under!"

For Fla folk, "We don't care how you did it up north" or "Welcome to Fla now go home!"

And my personal favorite, "Hang up and DRIVE!"
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 95-F-350-4x4
That is classic! did you have it made?

Nope, bought it at a Gun Show. People crack up all the time - except some of my wife's music teacher friends.
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 02:00 PM
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Saw this one several years ago in Northern VA on a lifted truck. "Keep Tailgating me and this Truck will be the Frosting on your Rice Cake"
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 02:05 PM
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Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage

Your village called.They want their idiot back.

Gun control means hitting your target
 
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Old Jun 25, 2004 | 02:11 PM
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Silly boys, Trucks are for GIRLS!

This one will be on my Ranger if I ever find it again!
 

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