Bumper stickers
Jun 25, 2004 | 07:02 AM
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From: utica n.y., u.s.a.
save the trees,wipe youre butt with an owl
butt is put in place of a 3 letter word im sure youre imagination can insert in that phrase
rofl
Jun 25, 2004 | 07:57 AM
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From: Des Moines, Ia
On the back of a truck i was following
" I may drive slow, but i'm in front of you !"
Jun 25, 2004 | 11:48 AM
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From: NE OK
YES it's fast and NO you can't drive it!
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. and Hold on!
Jun 25, 2004 | 11:49 AM
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From: Bono,AR
There is a guy here in town that has a BOSS Truck and on the back glass it says "Yes ITs Fast and NO You can't Ride"
Jun 25, 2004 | 12:01 PM
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From: Spokane WA
i want to make a windshield banner for my bronco that says "dont laugh, its paid for !"
another sticker i found at a swap meet said " faster than a speeding ticket" i had to have that one...
Jun 25, 2004 | 12:19 PM
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From: Cape Cod,MA
Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'donell fat
Jun 25, 2004 | 01:23 PM
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From: Near Wamego KS
On my 1964 F250
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my guns"
"Stop Violence in Schools - Arm the Teachers"
"Politicians prefer unarmed peasants"
Got a theme going, hope it catches on.
Jun 25, 2004 | 01:27 PM
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From: Chatsworth, CA
Quote:
Originally Posted by dhermesc
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my guns"
That is classic! did you have it made?
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Jun 25, 2004 | 01:35 PM
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On the back of a Horse Trailer, I Fart, Sometimes with Lumps! Bet that gets rid of the tailgaters.
Jun 25, 2004 | 01:41 PM
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Saw this one in a college town:
"Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you!"
Jun 25, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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From: Woodruff, SC
"If you can't stop smile as you go under!"
For Fla folk, "We don't care how you did it up north" or "Welcome to Fla now go home!"
And my personal favorite, "Hang up and DRIVE!"
Jun 25, 2004 | 01:59 PM
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From: Near Wamego KS
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Originally Posted by 95-F-350-4x4
That is classic! did you have it made?
Nope, bought it at a Gun Show. People crack up all the time - except some of my wife's music teacher friends.
Jun 25, 2004 | 02:00 PM
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Saw this one several years ago in Northern VA on a lifted truck. "Keep Tailgating me and this Truck will be the Frosting on your Rice Cake"
Jun 25, 2004 | 02:05 PM
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From: Cape Cod,MA
Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage
Your village called.They want their idiot back.
Gun control means hitting your target
Jun 25, 2004 | 02:11 PM
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From: NE OK
Silly boys, Trucks are for GIRLS!
This one will be on my Ranger if I ever find it again!
Last edited by 1978fordtruckgirl; Jun 25, 2004 at 02:13 PM .