Bumper stickers
06-25-2004, 07:02 AM
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save the trees,wipe youre butt with an owl
butt is put in place of a 3 letter word im sure youre imagination can insert in that phrase
rofl
06-25-2004, 07:57 AM
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On the back of a truck i was following
" I may drive slow, but i'm in front of you !"
06-25-2004, 11:48 AM
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YES it's fast and NO you can't drive it!
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. and Hold on!
06-25-2004, 11:49 AM
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There is a guy here in town that has a BOSS Truck and on the back glass it says "Yes ITs Fast and NO You can't Ride"
06-25-2004, 12:01 PM
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i want to make a windshield banner for my bronco that says "dont laugh, its paid for !"
another sticker i found at a swap meet said " faster than a speeding ticket" i had to have that one...
06-25-2004, 12:19 PM
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Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'donell fat
06-25-2004, 01:23 PM
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On my 1964 F250
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my guns"
"Stop Violence in Schools - Arm the Teachers"
"Politicians prefer unarmed peasants"
Got a theme going, hope it catches on.
06-25-2004, 01:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dhermesc
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my guns"
That is classic! did you have it made?
06-25-2004, 01:35 PM
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On the back of a Horse Trailer, I Fart, Sometimes with Lumps! Bet that gets rid of the tailgaters.
06-25-2004, 01:41 PM
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Saw this one in a college town:
"Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you!"
06-25-2004, 01:47 PM
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"If you can't stop smile as you go under!"
For Fla folk, "We don't care how you did it up north" or "Welcome to Fla now go home!"
And my personal favorite, "Hang up and DRIVE!"
06-25-2004, 01:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 95-F-350-4x4
That is classic! did you have it made?
Nope, bought it at a Gun Show. People crack up all the time - except some of my wife's music teacher friends.
06-25-2004, 02:00 PM
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Saw this one several years ago in Northern VA on a lifted truck. "Keep Tailgating me and this Truck will be the Frosting on your Rice Cake"
06-25-2004, 02:05 PM
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Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage
Your village called.They want their idiot back.
Gun control means hitting your target
06-25-2004, 02:11 PM
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Silly boys, Trucks are for GIRLS!
This one will be on my Ranger if I ever find it again!
Last edited by 1978fordtruckgirl; 06-25-2004 at 02:13 PM .