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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 02:46 PM
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"There's plenty of room for all of gods creatures....Right next to my Mashed Potatoes"
 
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 02:55 PM
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Good one ATC!

"If you can read this thank a Teacher,
If this is in English thank a Soldier,"

"Keep honking, I'm reloading!"

"My kid can kick your honor student's butt."
 
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:38 PM
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My favorite is, "Driver only carries $20 of ammunition."

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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 05:57 PM
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As seen on the tailgate of my tractor/trailer: "Please don't tell my Mom you saw me driving this truck. She thinks I'm still playing piano in a ***** house & I don't want to disappoint her."
 
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 07:52 PM
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<Welcome to wyoming, now go F***ing home>

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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 08:19 PM
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One my brother thought of but we havn't had made yet.

Buy american or bye american jobs
 
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 09:56 PM
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My favorite:
"Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires!"
Also like this one:
"Don't tailgate or I'll flip a booger on your windshield"
And the ever popular:
"I'm just driving this way to pis you off"
 
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 10:00 PM
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I saw this on a van in town.......
Hoof Arted
 
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 10:17 PM
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That's interesting, Racerguy. I have a couple of friends who sing old-tyme duets, they call themselves "Hoof Hearted"!
 
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Old Jun 23, 2004 | 10:21 PM
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How about these:

"Don't run your fingers over my truck, and I won't run my truck over your fingers"
and
"Yes, its my truck. No, I won't help you move."
 
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 12:13 AM
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"Unless you are a hemmorhoid get off of my butt!! (word substituted for forum rules)
 
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 12:08 PM
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" My dog is smarter than your honor student"
 

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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 10:26 PM
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"My Karma just ran over your Dogma"

"Hire a teenager...while they still know everything"

"Real racecars don't wear bowties"
 
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 10:51 PM
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My freind has a front banner sticker that says GET 'ER DUN!
Larry the CableGuy, and it should be "GIT R DUN"

 
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Old Jun 24, 2004 | 11:36 PM
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He got it before larry the cable guy got popular. Its more of for his mind set when he goes mud bogging.
 
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