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As seen on the tailgate of my tractor/trailer: "Please don't tell my Mom you saw me driving this truck. She thinks I'm still playing piano in a ***** house & I don't want to disappoint her."
My favorite:
"Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires!"
Also like this one:
"Don't tailgate or I'll flip a booger on your windshield"
And the ever popular:
"I'm just driving this way to pis you off"
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