3 years or 36 months
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3 years or 36 months
Well, it's anniversary time.
Today I have been officially been here 3 years.
I remember it well.
I was almost peeing my pants trying to get so I could post something.
The rest is history or a even mystery.Thanks Ken
This is the best I can do right now with something humerous.
It Takes Years to Learn These Truths
> 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
> and a laxative on the same night.
>
> 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
> human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its
> full potential, that word would be "meetings."
>
> 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
> illness."
>
> 4. People who want to share their religious views with you
> almost never want you to share yours with them.
>
> 5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
>
> 6. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to
> take it too seriously.
>
> 7. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is
> always one individual who perceives a solution and is
> willing to take command. Very often, that individual is
> crazy.
>
> 8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and
> dance.
>
> 9. Never lick a steak knife.
>
> 10. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
>
> 11. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
>
> 12. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
> and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings
> time.
>
> 13. You should never say anything to a woman that even
> remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you
> can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
>
> 14. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless
> of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic
> background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that
> we are above average drivers.
>
> 15. The main accomplishment of almost all organized
> protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
>
> 16. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter is
> not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention.
> It never fails.)
>
> 17. Your friends love you anyway.
>
> 18. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Today I have been officially been here 3 years.
I remember it well.
I was almost peeing my pants trying to get so I could post something.
The rest is history or a even mystery.Thanks Ken
This is the best I can do right now with something humerous.
It Takes Years to Learn These Truths
> 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
> and a laxative on the same night.
>
> 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
> human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its
> full potential, that word would be "meetings."
>
> 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
> illness."
>
> 4. People who want to share their religious views with you
> almost never want you to share yours with them.
>
> 5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
>
> 6. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to
> take it too seriously.
>
> 7. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is
> always one individual who perceives a solution and is
> willing to take command. Very often, that individual is
> crazy.
>
> 8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and
> dance.
>
> 9. Never lick a steak knife.
>
> 10. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
>
> 11. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
>
> 12. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
> and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings
> time.
>
> 13. You should never say anything to a woman that even
> remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you
> can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
>
> 14. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless
> of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic
> background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that
> we are above average drivers.
>
> 15. The main accomplishment of almost all organized
> protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
>
> 16. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter is
> not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention.
> It never fails.)
>
> 17. Your friends love you anyway.
>
> 18. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
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Happy anniversary my friend, and congratulations, its a good...no make that a great thing that Ken made you an Admin., you are a huge part of FTE
even though it isnt midnight in my neck of the woods yet
Thanks a "million" for all you do Dennis
even though it isnt midnight in my neck of the woods yet
Thanks a "million" for all you do Dennis
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Thanks Ice,I spent some time today thinking about where I would be in my life without registering to FTE.
It was Drab ,much like watching paint dry.
Except the part where I damaged the crankshaft on my $800.00 Lawn Mower.
It was Drab ,much like watching paint dry.
Except the part where I damaged the crankshaft on my $800.00 Lawn Mower.
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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
That list ("It takes years to learn these truths") is nothing short of hilarious. Probably because every one of them is so true.
What does NOT take years to learn is your contributin to this site- it's obvious and immediate to every new member that arrives here. You've always been a big help to me, and mere words can't express my gratitude. But maybe a few dealer front plate inserts will.
Congratulations, my friend- here's to many more years for all of us here.
What does NOT take years to learn is your contributin to this site- it's obvious and immediate to every new member that arrives here. You've always been a big help to me, and mere words can't express my gratitude. But maybe a few dealer front plate inserts will.
Congratulations, my friend- here's to many more years for all of us here.
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From: Montana Territory
I guess I missed this thread Dennis. Better late than never.
Its good to have a crazy canuck on board.
Its good to have a crazy canuck on board.
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From: Sarnia, Ontario, CANADA!
Originally Posted by Mattsbox99
Its good to have a crazy canuck on board.
Dennis, you are a great guy and you do a great job on here. What would we do without you? Oh yeah, have about 100 posts a day about General Automotive in the General discussion forum!
Keep up the good work! 
-Matt
P.S. On you list: #1 is the best! HAHA!
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