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I posted one earlier but it got deleted or somthing so heres a new one with a different joke.
Womens Revenge
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping
with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I
could do to him."
*Ladies on FTE, that does actually work so do not, I repeat do NOT attempt this. You will just cause turmoil for youself, remember, we can arrange for the heater in your car to suddenly stop working in the dead of winter.