Ok yall heres the situation..at work its a big thing to mess with peoples stuff (ie. put salt in their pops) now i feel this is wrong and everyone knows that i dont mess with their stuff and they dont mess with mine..well today one guy desided to break our little "treaty".. he put salt in my full one liter of Dr Pepper!!
i calmly walked over to him and said let the games begin sweetheart!!
heres what i did to him tonight be fore i left.. i took 2 rolls of duct tape and completly wrapped up his tool box
now i need some more ideas cause im gonna let this S.O.B. he opened a can of worms he CANT fish with!!!

 

>now i need some more ideas cause im gonna let this S.O.B. he
>opened a can of worms he CANT fish with!!!

One of the guys I used to work with drilled
a hole in the lid of my tool box, installed a
zirk, and filled it with grease...


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Trucker;

I had a guy I used to work with that didn't know when to quit, I got the hi-lo and welded his tool box to the rafters of our building. It took him a day and a half to find it, and another 2 hrs to get it down. He called a truce after that, and I haven't had a problem sense. I don't think I will either, that was 10 years ago. Hope this helps.

Jim

 

Weld his toolbox shut!!

 

I'd go with the zirk fitting in the tool box trick he'd never get rid of all the grease

 

he heeeeeeee here is a good idea..get some black magic marker or water paint and put it on a phone ..then have some one call from some other place and get a good conversation going for a good few minutes then after the long talk...look at his black ears...i like to try that and pay back my wife on her old phone tricks from the past

 

Ok if he has a tool chest greese the under side of the handles that you open the drawers with.
Screw his lunch box to the table or fill his lunch box with quick set cement.
Tye a piece of wire to his drive shaft so it just hits the underbody when he is going down the road.
Put a mouse in his thermous, last cup of coffee for the day is always a big bang.

Just a few ideas

 

TAKE A STRAIGHTENED COAT HANGER AND WRAP IT TIGHT AROUND HIS DRIVE SHAFT. then bend it so it will BARELY hit the body/frame/or so on. this will make an awfull sound. i like to do it on rainy days so that they have to lay down on the wet ground to remove it.

 

Well you could be really mean and go out to his car take some jack stands with you remove is tires and put the tires on top of his car make him late for dinner. Cut thr bottom of his tool box out and see what happens. Just things i would think of.

 

Another deal with the 'phone trick' is to install a good dab of shaving cream in the earcup and then call him. Works *every* time.

Or, "Gay Rights Now!" or "Chevies Rule!" bumper stickers on his ride..

 

A few guys and myself use to fool around like this. We didn't let it get to out of hand and only missed with the 4 that always played around. One day before we started our work schedule (we were all 2nd shifters) the shop forman came out and said the plant manager wanted to see us in her office. It seems that management had known of our "childish behavior" for sometime and they wanted to put an end to it before "it caused any lost production time".

Myslef and one of the other "childern" were cell team leaders while the other two were seasoned production. Us team leaders got an 3 day no pay holiday and the other two got one day each. We at no time missed with anyone else nor did we stop the flow of production. We were working manditory 58 hour weeks for over three years and this was our way of taking out a little R&R. The suits didn't see it that way though.


Just something to think about. Becareful of how far you get dragged into something like this. If management gets a hold of it they might not smile down on your actions. Hate to see someone lose a job because he was doing the same as I and just having some harmless fun.

 

On guy where I worked was alway talking about his conquests and how he "did her" or "had that" kind of crap... He would NOT shut up. The women found him very repulsive. Well... one lady listened quietly and apparently took notes.

Our Victim, call him Bill, received a letter one day at work... mailed and all proper looking... we knew nothing about it at the time.

The letter was a letter from an old girlfriend with an official looking form from a Doctor, to make a long story short, it was to inform him she had AIDS and he should be checked.

I don't promote this joke, it was cruel. We found out it was a joke only after 4 hours. He had turned white, which was quite and accomplishment since he was a black guy.


Now, for a few really inconvienent pranks I've witnessed...
Glue the fuel cap on someone's vehicle.
Sardines on the engine.
Painted headlights.
Fire crackers to spark plugs.
Tailgate to truck..
welded shut
grease on handle

Robert

 

I like to **** on people's door handles. It usually dries by the time they've gotten there, but it gives me personal satisfaction.

 

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 17-May-02 AT 01:21 PM (EST)]Send a $5 - $10 cash donation in his name to one of the many national radical groups (gay rights, gun control, peta, etc. - Pick the one he complains about the most).

Include a letter explaining how much he supports their cause and how he really wishes he had the guts to do what they're doing etc., etc., etc.. Also, promise to send additional contributions in the future. Include his home address and phone number in the letter. Ask for any pamphlets or brochures they have available concerning their cause. Ask them to sign him up for their newsletter if they have one.

If you're really sore at him, send in several.

Once these people get a cash dontaion out of someone, they continue to pester them in hopes for more. They'll NEVER leave him alone after that. Also, these organizations share their mailing list with others of like mind. This will start an avalanche of junk mail that will last for MANY years.

After a few months, casually ask him how things are going between him and the 'Radical Group he Hates' - He'll get the idea and you have now gotten your revenge!

It only costs a few bucks, it's extream enough to send a 'Don't mess with me' message and yet you have not jepordized your job and you are not liable for any possible damages that other pranks may cause.

 

I used to work in a warehouse and one night we were bored, so we took 2 rolls of shrinkwrap and completely wrapped one of our "favorite" drivers cars. From top to bottom and from front to rear. So much fun watching him walk to his car about 1 in the morning to see all this shrink wrap on the car.