That's a good one.
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well i made it to 600 posts today, so figure its time i told a joke.
How to tell the sex of a fly.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
>fly swatter.
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>"What are you doing?" She asked.
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>"Hunting Flies" He responded.
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>"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
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>"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
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>Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
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>He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
thank you to the people that visit FTE and post , your what keeps me coming back for more.
How to tell the sex of a fly.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
>fly swatter.
>
>"What are you doing?" She asked.
>
>"Hunting Flies" He responded.
>
>"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
>
>"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
>
>Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
>
>He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
thank you to the people that visit FTE and post , your what keeps me coming back for more.
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lol, we really need some new jokes here guys... 
Specially by responding to his jokes.... all we do is encourage him (even say's it in his first post)..... J/K man.... congrats on the 600
Specially by responding to his jokes.... all we do is encourage him (even say's it in his first post)..... J/K man.... congrats on the 600
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