National Security
I promise we will have three day work weeks on the job,reading riting and auto rithmatic in the classrooms,and no taxes so that every one will have to work three days a week.If a country dares to threaten us we will retaliate and annihalate.If they threaten Dixie,by God,we will remove all trace of them.
Yes sir,a possum in every pot,an F series in every driveway.
Gator
Senator Ted Kennedy:
"As we know, Delirium Tremens is a side affect of severe alcohol abuse which has a debilitating effect on workers at all levels nationwide. I call on the Bush Administration to address this issue with the alcoholic beverage industry in a meaningful way, to prevent all of the lost and unproductive work hours caused by this foreseeable problem.
And does anyone in this entire damned recording studio have an Alka-Seltzer?
In a moment - Senator McCain and I will 'Face Off'..."
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I hate politics - my representative Dick Armey announced that he is retiring. His son Dick Junior ran to replace daddy. I voted against the young man because he has never ever had a job outside of government- not even a paper route. I figured that if he wants to represent working fokes he ought to have some experience holding a job. He was soundly defeated. Now I read that Bush has appointed Junior to a $135,000 a year government job. He loses the election and still lives large on our $$$. I think daddy might have something to do with that. I read once that when you vote Democratic or Republican you select if you get taken for a ride on a donkey or an elephant.
I try to find out as much as I can before I vote, but other than Olddawg I'm not too impressed.
Dono



