10 rules to live by
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10 rules to live by
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three beers.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape .
3. The five most essential words to keep your woman happy are "I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
9. Living well really is the best revenge. And, being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
10. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape .
3. The five most essential words to keep your woman happy are "I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
9. Living well really is the best revenge. And, being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
10. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
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10 rules to live by
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 12-Jun-02 AT 09:02 AM (EST)]You frogot one-live long enough to be a burden to your kids
The mere thought of it makes my kids nervous every time i say that to them.
I actually saw them flip a coin to see who was going to take care of me
Wiz
An Equal Opportunity Truck Lover!
The mere thought of it makes my kids nervous every time i say that to them.I actually saw them flip a coin to see who was going to take care of me
Wiz
An Equal Opportunity Truck Lover!
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