>>> I'll give my truck away......

Watch the swinging pendant and count backwards from 100. goooooood.....your getting sleepy.....sleeeeepppy.......sleeeeeeeepyyy.....go ooooooood.........it is now Saturday...........give me the keys to your truck..........goooooood.........sleeeeeeeeeppppyy yyy................think calm thoughts............
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Where is this all going ?
All I did was thank monsta for the Star !
We are off talking about marriage ,an now we are putting people to sleep
so you can take his truck! not nice MONSTA!
ah my spelling stinks and so does my grammar also ,but its time to see about my marriage,if I don't get off this puter ,well you know how that goes!''
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later
Rich





Ford Trucks Built Tough!
not with rocks
Watch out Mr Mayor of Truckville

 

Hey abendx, can I have your ex-girlfriend for a while... at least until *I* get a winch (already have a wench-- hey! maybe they could keep each other company while I go winching!). Oops- did I say that!?!

 

>
>
>Hey abendx, can I have your ex-girlfriend for a
>while... at least until *I* get a winch (already have a
>wench-- hey! maybe they could keep each other company while
>I go winching!). Oops- did I say that!?!

Good Grief NoMo.....Your wife must already be asleep....er has a good sense of humor. My wife is....well...Could someone give me a link to a good counselor? Thanks to this site I may need a good divorce lawyer.

 

yes... i miss spelled.... to -> too. but as we all know, poor language skills are my forte. so, as i see it, i have a license to spell bad, have poor grammer skills, and poor political correctness skills.... and damn it, i do a great job doing all those poorly!!!

as for you nomo.... she is all yours. i would suggest you do a few things first (maybe you already qualify in some of these areas):

- tattoos.
- lift your rig.
- get a harley.

i think those were the main things she liked about me.... she always complained of my lack of manhood (small guys have small things) and was rather expensive for me.... geez, a slurpee and a hot dog from 7-11 was never enough for this girl.... she was used to the happy meal and the accompaning toy..... but yes... a winch may come with that wench! (it did for me).

so... if you like, i can give her your number and have her give you a call.... from there you will be on your own.

geez.... i have yet to learn my lesson... i keep finding me these redheaded girls (oh man... do i love when the carpet matches the drapes), but find that they all have some real issues with the word bitch.... meaning they try and outdo what you would consider a bitch every other day of their lives.... but hey.... i am seeing another one that has red hair. lol... i will never learn!

monsta.... i know this girl that is a nurse in the icu... i bet if we can't get rsjohnsn to fall asleep with your swinging watch, we can buy him a drink and slip him some great sleeping meds.... but hey... if i am a part of this, i want custody of that bad boy on the weekends!!! lol.

fortyfords.... dude... this place is like a bar for us nutty superduty owners... but there is no beer and our buying habits give drug addicts a bad name! lol.

man.... i need a fix.... i **NEED** more lift!!! (it's all about compensation!!!)

 

Yes, monsta, she was asleep! No way would I say that with the possibilty of her walking in and reading it. She'd me.

Abendx- I thought #2 on your list was her responsibility! :+

 

Actually that was Bigdeezil58 who said that but I was thinking the same thing as he was.

 

>Abendx- I thought #2 on your list was her
>responsibility! :+

redhead... dude they need too much care and want you to do all the work..... geez, blonds and brunettes have never been so damn hard to please..... but you gotta love it when the carpet matches the drapes.... in my mind.... NOTHING is better than that!!!

 

>Actually that was Bigdeezil58 who said that but I was
>thinking the same thing as he was.

Sorry. I didn't even look... just figured it was you!

I'll make sure to read these posts next time!