The World's Biggest Lies
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The World's Biggest Lies
hey.......honest fisherman are everywhere!!! they just are spread real thin, probally at all those secret fishing spots!!...hey! where did ya catch it? (reply) in the mouth!!....hey! where do you fish?(reply)in the water!! ...hey , nice fish, where did you catch it??..(reply) road kill!!
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The World's Biggest Lies
It's not mine.
She denied me the paternity test.
I love you. NO I really do...
It's free!
That Viper? Oh it's mine.
I'll never leave you.
I'll never hurt you.
Mine's d*&^'s bigger than yours...(coming from my pregnant best friend to her husband....in public)
Thanx!
Connie (only Ford luvr in the family!)
'79 f100 "Silver Ghost" (my baby)
'83 f100 "The Ford" (my first)
'85 f150 "Old Blue" (my next project)
She denied me the paternity test.
I love you. NO I really do...
It's free!
That Viper? Oh it's mine.
I'll never leave you.
I'll never hurt you.
Mine's d*&^'s bigger than yours...(coming from my pregnant best friend to her husband....in public)
Thanx!
Connie (only Ford luvr in the family!)
'79 f100 "Silver Ghost" (my baby)
'83 f100 "The Ford" (my first)
'85 f150 "Old Blue" (my next project)
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From: Lower Mainland B.C.
First two will probably disappear:
W-M-D's (if you don't know, start watching the news)
"No one predicted the Levies would break" (if you don't know, see above)
"6% interest"(for the first 6months and then it changes to 29%!!!)
"We'll have sun all next week"
"I once caught a fish....THIS BIG"
"I once caught a fish"
"It's good for you"
"It'll last forever"
"It's 26 tools in one!"
One size fits all
Dealership Rustproofing/undercoating
"allow 6-8 weeks for shipping"
"It was the biggest Moose in the county!"
"I'll be ready in 15 minutes dear"
"Fish sleep upside down honey, he'll be fine tomorrow"
"You'll grow into it honey"
"You'll grow out of it honey"
"Intake and headers added 50HP to my engine!"
"I've only got a grand into the whole car - including purchase price!"
"My car is faster than your truck"
For a kitchen reno:
"5 weeks and 12,000$$, we're PROFESSIONALS"
A new sub-division in your neighborhood will not increase traffic
"We're having a barbecue next week, wanna come?"(they really needed help moving into their new place and it got too late to BBQ-got diner next weekend though)
"It's supposed to do that"
"I know where everything is"
"why didn't you drop a 350 in it? they're cheaper and easier to build"
"I've done this before, DON'T WORRY"
W-M-D's (if you don't know, start watching the news)
"No one predicted the Levies would break" (if you don't know, see above)
"6% interest"(for the first 6months and then it changes to 29%!!!)
"We'll have sun all next week"
"I once caught a fish....THIS BIG"
"I once caught a fish"
"It's good for you"
"It'll last forever"
"It's 26 tools in one!"
One size fits all
Dealership Rustproofing/undercoating
"allow 6-8 weeks for shipping"
"It was the biggest Moose in the county!"
"I'll be ready in 15 minutes dear"
"Fish sleep upside down honey, he'll be fine tomorrow"
"You'll grow into it honey"
"You'll grow out of it honey"
"Intake and headers added 50HP to my engine!"
"I've only got a grand into the whole car - including purchase price!"
"My car is faster than your truck"
For a kitchen reno:
"5 weeks and 12,000$$, we're PROFESSIONALS"
A new sub-division in your neighborhood will not increase traffic
"We're having a barbecue next week, wanna come?"(they really needed help moving into their new place and it got too late to BBQ-got diner next weekend though)
"It's supposed to do that"
"I know where everything is"
"why didn't you drop a 350 in it? they're cheaper and easier to build"
"I've done this before, DON'T WORRY"
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From: Great State of Texas
- "I didn't know this was such an old thread"
- "I am not a crook" R.M.N.
- "I didn't wake you up? Yeah, honey, I got home just before mid-night"
- "It was just me and the boys"
- "Don't worry there won't be any girls there"
- "It was a boring bachelor's party"
- "Didn't recognize anybody at my high school reunion."
- "The dealer included it in the price"
"
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,782
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From: Lower Mainland B.C.
kw5413:
I found this thread in a list of threads from searching for PSD 2wd info, go figure
more:
"It just popped up on the screen honey, honestly"
"No, I don't like looking at other women, honey"
"No Honey, I wouldn't enjoy you staying at your mothers for a couple of nights"
I found this thread in a list of threads from searching for PSD 2wd info, go figure
more:
"It just popped up on the screen honey, honestly"
"No, I don't like looking at other women, honey"
"No Honey, I wouldn't enjoy you staying at your mothers for a couple of nights"