Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

 

HaHaHa



Dave POWELL

 

Thats great!! I love it...


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That was excellant.

Something I've often wondered;

Guys marry a woman hoping she'll never change and get (understandably) upset when they do.

Women marry a guy and get upset when he doesn't change.

If they didn't like what they were getting,why'd they go for it in the first place?

 

Will be forwarded to my newly married best friend and her husband...and my ex.


Thanx!
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Some Programmers notes on Husband 1.0

Likely to be edited by Webmaster , but I'll try to remain PC


Husband 1.0 may require some of the initial accessory programs to remain operational.

The Standard Frolic 3.5, should continue to be run weekly at a minimum to reduce the risk of the common known virus: Extra-marital Frolic*****, which often follows with a self extracting Girlfriend 1.0 Beta version 18 or 19.

Oral Pleasure 7.2 often get's lost in the upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, again leaving one vulnerable to the above mentioned virus. Another program often found to be in error after the upgrade is, Victorias Secret 2.0. A reported occurence of an auxilliary program ,Granny's Briefs 5.6, has been noted in some journals.

In short, we have found that husband 1.0 runs best when Girlfriend 5.0 has not been completely replaced by , Ball and Chain 6.5

 

I uploaded Girlfriend 1.0 to replace Bachelor 9.0, and I have been satisfied with the results, but I can't seem to open Friends 5.0, and I seem to have to do maintenance on the program files on a daily basis or the program malfunctions and then crashes.
My Standard Frolic function has been mysteriously replaced by Stability 1.0 beta version 1, but it runs fine alongside Hot Food*****.
OK, I can't think of any more...
BDV

 

Jeeze, my software must be outdated. I am still running Girlfriend 3.5! That must be accounting for all the system crashes. I had never even heard of Hotfood 3.0, or even Lingerie 7.7. I even run Backrub 5.7, along with my own version of Hotfood. Movies 3.2 used to work, but now I can't even get results with Flowers 2.0. Time for an upgrade? Gotta go, I think Headache 24.7 is about to self-start again.

 

I just woke up the whole house laughing

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[font color=blue]I've had Spouse98 for several years now, and although I've been tempted to run EX***** a few times I have heard it's cost prohibitive on older systems.

The method I use to get around that is a networked arrangement where I operate a remote unit and try not to mess with the home system unless it crashes, which it occasionally does.

Setting the permissions for the network took getting used to, but since the main system has been running boyfiend 1.0 for several years I decided to download QUEST***** and am now looking for a fully functional, user friendly version of REDHEAD LYNX, preferrably the UK version.

The only accessories I'm running right now are Craftsman 6.0, Smallblock 5.0, and when the main system occasionally glitches I run FTHIS***** and start over...[/font]


~Wolf sendzz