Harmful if Swallowed.....

Reply Subscribe

Thread Tools

Search this Thread

Jan 12, 2004 | 02:20 PM

rikfish

Thread Starter

Posting Guru

Joined: Jun 2002

Posts: 1,146

Likes: 0

From: Colorado

Harmful if Swallowed.....

And other wacky warnings... Herre are the top 5 as voted on by a Detroit radio station. I KNOW all you FTE'ers can come up with more, and probably better!

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...25/detail.html

Jan 12, 2004 | 02:32 PM

1956MarkII

Lead Driver

Joined: Apr 2002

Posts: 7,746

Likes: 7

From: Tampa Bay, FL USA

Well, there's the obvious:

Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Chevies!

Jan 12, 2004 | 02:40 PM

Andysutt

Postmaster

Joined: Jan 2003

Posts: 3,775

Likes: 2

From: Conway Arkansas

Driving a chevy in a ford neighborhood could be hazardous to your health

Jan 12, 2004 | 04:19 PM

2Bowers

Posting Guru

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 1,230

Likes: 0

From: Near Bloom, PA

"...heat in microwave 5-7 minutes. Caution: product will be hot."

Jan 12, 2004 | 04:35 PM

phatpharm85

Elder User

Joined: Jul 2001

Posts: 773

Likes: 0

From: torrington,ct

WARNING: touching this vehicles sound system may be hazardous to your health, if its to loud, GET OUT!
WARNING: extreme accelaration may snap you neck, please infomr driver

Jan 12, 2004 | 04:37 PM

sinjin

Posting Guru

Joined: Aug 2003

Posts: 1,540

Likes: 0

From: Los Angeles safe and warm

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

my fav.

Jan 12, 2004 | 05:35 PM

lovethosediesels

Senior User

Joined: Dec 2003

Posts: 360

Likes: 0

From: Grapeview, WA

1. On a clothing iron - " Do not iron clothes on body"

2. On a bottle of CHILD's cough medicine - "May cause drowsiness. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery"

3. And the most interesting that I've come across: On a Japanese food processor - "Do not use for the other use."

Anyone?? I'm at a loss there.....

This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level

Verdad Gallardo

Top 10 Fords at 2026 Carlisle Ford Nationals

Joe Kucinski

3 Best / 3 Worst Parts of Modern Ford Ownership

Brett Foote

10 Amazing Upgrades That Solve Common Ford Truck Owner Headaches

Pouria Savadkouei

Every 2026 Ford Engine Explained

Brett Foote

10 Ugly Ford Trucks That We Still Kinda Love

Joe Kucinski

10 Things Every Truck Owner NEEDS (2026 Edition)

Michael S. Palmer

Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalyptic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath

Verdad Gallardo

Top 10 Most Expensive Ford Trucks Ever Sold on Bring a Trailer

Joe Kucinski

2027 Ford Super Duty Buyer's Guide (Every Model, Engine, & Package)

Brett Foote

Jan 12, 2004 | 05:53 PM

truckertaz

Posting Guru

Joined: Jul 2001

Posts: 1,944

Likes: 0

From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas

on a set of christmas light...

Only to be used indoors or outdoors.

On a box of sleeping pills...

CAUTION: may cause drowsiness

Jan 12, 2004 | 06:29 PM

#10

Bordaine

Elder User

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 755

Likes: 0

From: Meriden Ct

My all time favorite, on back of Gates fan belt
Make sure engine is turned off before changing belt

Steve

Jan 12, 2004 | 06:38 PM

#11

hreed

Posting Guru

Joined: Nov 2003

Posts: 1,221

Likes: 0

From: Homer, Alaska

I used to do a lot of skeet shooting. The boxes of clay pigeons had the warning "not for human consumption". I think the pigeons would probably melt down if boiled, but I bet you could broil them. Who knows, a little tabasco maybe?

Jan 12, 2004 | 06:41 PM

#12

fordman428

Posting Guru

Joined: Nov 2003

Posts: 1,888

Likes: 1

From: Iowa

this isnt really a hazordous warning but when i ordered valves for my 390 motor they came in a box about 2 foot by 2 foot and it was stamped all over it FRAGILE FRAGILE FRAGILE, and im thinking stainless valves are fragile really, new one to me, but when i opened it there was also a carb board sign that said FRAGILE and the valves were individually wrapped in styrofoam and plastic bags surrounded by them little styrofoam *****, alls i could think of was that was a little overkill dor stainless valves, they acted like there was a 5 million dollar dymond in there.