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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 04:07 PM
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Well I can see that this thread has no bearing on politics or religion at all... but ah who cares.
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 04:21 PM
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I think it has more to do with a bionic rooster riding around at a high rate of speed with chicks bouncing around in the cab of a truck.
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 04:29 PM
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...Sooo THATS why the Chicken crossed the road....to "dodge the hemi"
....Now if I can just figure out whats up with the Duck.....
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 08:37 PM
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Just curious, do two hemi's make a whole???
No, two hemis make a "hole".
 
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Old Jan 17, 2004 | 02:53 AM
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Not Ford truck related...........but my wife calls mine "John Elway".................I'm the master of the two minute drill
 
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Old Jan 18, 2004 | 11:35 PM
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Thumbs up 2 funny

Yep, this kinda stuff makes my wife think I'm crazier than a loon. Here I sit laughing my butt off, and that's a LOT of laughing, and I'm just a reading and laughing. Too funny...course I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! Well I've at least learned why the chichen crossed the road but what was it about the "Duck"? Who's duck? What duck? When did you get a duck?
 
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Old Jan 19, 2004 | 12:54 AM
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i tried to be all clever, but istill keep laughing from POWERSTROKE!
no wonder, the guy who wrote it is from my hometown!!!!!whats up herbert, whereabouts you live? i live near kuykhendahl and went to klein oak....
 
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Old Jan 19, 2004 | 03:01 AM
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sex is just like racing trucks, right? the first one to finish wins?

>why do women call everything that pisses them off PMS?
>because MAD COW was allready taken
 
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Old Jan 19, 2004 | 07:12 AM
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Originally posted by Vanhecht
i tried to be all clever, but istill keep laughing from POWERSTROKE!
no wonder, the guy who wrote it is from my hometown!!!!!whats up herbert, whereabouts you live? i live near kuykhendahl and went to klein oak....
Hey Van -

I'm at 2920 and Kuykendahl. Went to school in Austin, though.

James
 
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Old Jan 19, 2004 | 10:36 AM
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Re: 2 funny

[i] Too funny...course I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! : [/B]
Sooo you're more like a spork?
 
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Old Jan 19, 2004 | 12:30 PM
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to bad that the f 150 doesnt have the hemi they might actually have something that runs good.
 
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Old Jan 19, 2004 | 08:46 PM
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Originally posted by BTW
to bad that the f 150 doesnt have the hemi they might actually have something that runs good.
Uh-oh I think your opening a can of worms with that statement, good, we need somethig here that will ruffle some feathers.
 
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Old Jan 23, 2004 | 12:53 PM
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.........but my wife calls mine "John Elway".................I'm the master of the two minute drill

Two Minute Drill ? I thought he was known for those "come from behind" victories.........
 

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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 03:15 PM
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Or maybe she means he is retired! lol~ Just a joke...
 
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