I just recieved this email, and I thought it was funny. It is not ment to flame any one.

Btw, if you have some politcal jokes, lets hear them!



> How do you explain/tell the difference between
> Liberal, Conservative and Southern ideology?
>
> Pose the following situation and question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous
> looking man with a huge knife comes around the
> corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
> raises the knife,
> and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40
> Semi-automatic pistol, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family. What do you do?
>
>
> Liberal Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have
> I ever done anything to him that would inspire him
> to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
> think? What about the kids? Could I possibly
> swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
> his hand? What does the law say about this
> situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate
> safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
> anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
> society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be
> happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want
> to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I
> call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need
> to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
> this a happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
> I need to debate this with some friends for a few
> days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
> Conservative Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
> Southerner's Answer :
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click... (Sounds of reloading.)
>
> Wife: "Hun, he looks like he's still moving, whadda
> Y'all kids think?"
>
> Son: "Mama's right Daddy, I saw it, too."
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click.
>
> Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips?"

 

Now that deserves copying and emailing out to my friends!

Also, theres a website that removes all those nasty >>> that come with forwarded mail, so that if you want to forward it, you can clean it up first. Go to and download the program ther*****. It's free and works great.

OOPS..that isn't the site..I'll find it and post it later.

 

Here is the correct address for the email cleaner. I was to late getting home to edit and change it there. This thing works great.

http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm

 

One Thing Wrong With This. A TRUE Southerner wouldn't waste so much ammo on just one little old nut case. The would make about three good shots COUNT.

 

Out west be believe in the 'one shot" rule.

 

yeah really if you can't drop a man with one .40 round, you prolly ought to practice before you bring that gun to town

 

you have to make sure he is dead so he doesnt sue you

 

well, then, beat him to death with the butt, and get some satisfaction.

 

> > Southerner's Answer :
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click... (Sounds of reloading.)
>
> Wife: "Hun, he looks like he's still moving, whadda
> Y'all kids think?"
>
> Son: "Mama's right Daddy, I saw it, too."
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click.
>
> Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips?" [/B][/QUOTE]


If a jobs worth doing its worth doing right!

Later Larry