Too Many Decorations
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Too Many Decorations
There are way too many decorations this christmas. Im not being a grinch, I like decorations, but just enough to look good. Sitting here at the cpu I can count 15 snowmen. Most of which are on a buffett. There have got to be over 50 in the whole house. Even in the bathroom!! I dont want those things watching me on the can. At least there arent any in my bedroom. Maybe I should plaster my walls with Ford, hunting and army stuff. Is it just a problem here or does anyone elses mother or wife over decorate?
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There are alot of decorations. What annoys me is when my neighbor does his best impression of the Griswalds in the movie Christmas Vacation. They leave all those lights on all night and there aren't curtains thick enough to keep all that light out of the bedroom when I am trying to sleep.
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I prefer this method. Grab a handy 2million candlepower rechargeable spotlight, and head on over to his house when he's going to bed. Shoot that sucker right into his bedroom window. I guarantee you'll get his attention.
When he comes out to see what airplane is trying to land in his yard, you explain to him that he needs to give the neighborhood illumination project a break, so you can get some sleep without getting a suntan.
Yeah, I had to do this. TWICE. Problem solved. Till he starts leaving the floodlights on all night again. Wouldn't be bad, if they weren't aimed directly at my bedroom window.
Next time, I'm going to hold a mobile audio competition in his front yard....
When he comes out to see what airplane is trying to land in his yard, you explain to him that he needs to give the neighborhood illumination project a break, so you can get some sleep without getting a suntan.
Yeah, I had to do this. TWICE. Problem solved. Till he starts leaving the floodlights on all night again. Wouldn't be bad, if they weren't aimed directly at my bedroom window.
Next time, I'm going to hold a mobile audio competition in his front yard....
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