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Old Dec 18, 2003 | 03:43 AM
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favorite Simpsons line
what's your favorite Simpsons quote?
theres so many, but maybe

Agnes:"Seymour are you looking at **** on the internet?"

Seymour: "No, Mother"

Agnes: "You SISSY"
 
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Old Dec 18, 2003 | 06:54 AM
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"55 MPH!?!?! That's ridiculous!!!! Sure it'll save a few lives, but
millions will be late!" - Homer Simpson
 
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Nelson: HA-HA
Police chief: no..no..you've dialed 91..2
 
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Old Dec 18, 2003 | 07:11 AM
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"You cheese eating surrender monkey!" -***** the groundskeeper
speeking to a Frenchman
 
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Old Dec 18, 2003 | 07:18 AM
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Doooh!
 
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Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems. (Homer)

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. (Homer)

Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about.
(Homer)
 
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Moe to Bart during a prank call-

"Listen you, if I find out who you are, I'm gonna gouge out your eyeballs and shove them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, and then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat."
 
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Homer: I am evil Homer

Relaxed fit my aunt fanny
 
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Homer when he saw Mr. Burn's son hitchhiking and holding a sign that said 'Springfield':
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Nelson's "HA-HA"

Homer's "Dooh"
 
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Groundskeeper willie "who'll save the vee turtles? aaach, i'll do it. AAAck, who'll save me from the vee turtles?!?!? they're too fast fur me!!" sounds funnier in a scottich accent.
 
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just about any of the conversations that homer has with Flanders!
Abu: I am standing here beside myself
 
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Ralph Wiggum: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Homer singing:"I've been sittin' on the toilet, all the live long day..........."

Also, "If you're happy & you know it say a swear......."
 
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store security gaurd when bart was caught steeling

"if i want smoke blown up my a** then i would stay home with a pack of cigarettes and a short peice of hose"
 
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