Wal-Mart pick up lines
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Wal-Mart pick up lines
OK so what pick up lines work best for you at Wal-mart ?
"thats a real pretty tooth you got there"
"wanna go for a ride in my Camaro? I just got it primered"
"can I take you to dinner? my state check just arrived!"
cmon I know you guys got better ones
"thats a real pretty tooth you got there"
"wanna go for a ride in my Camaro? I just got it primered"
"can I take you to dinner? my state check just arrived!"
cmon I know you guys got better ones
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Hey cutie, I'd like ya to meet my aunt, no wait I mean my cousin, or, er, uh- I mean my mom, or is it sister? Whatever, it don't make much difference. She's SOME relation of mine!
Take ya out to dinner? Sure! Just as long as it ain't too fer- my parole officer says I can't leave this county.
You got any of them really BIG lug wrenches? My wealthiest cousin just bought a new house, and I have to help him take the wheels off it!
Take ya out to dinner? Sure! Just as long as it ain't too fer- my parole officer says I can't leave this county.
You got any of them really BIG lug wrenches? My wealthiest cousin just bought a new house, and I have to help him take the wheels off it!
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Reminds me of working in the inner city area and the customers showing off the electronic tethers to thier friends like they where cool.
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Originally posted by drunkenmonk
hey honey, its your lucky day
the doc says I ain't contagious no more
hey honey, its your lucky day
the doc says I ain't contagious no more
"...so anyway, it turns out that it wasn't me who had herpes, it was six of my lady friends..." (this is my friend's favorite line for a crowded restaraunt)
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Its not a pickup line but I have used it at a walmart..
(Imagine...child is creaming at top of its lungs)...
Do you need a sock for that thing? if so you can have one of mine.
1 Sock $1.35, Look from pissed parent, -Priceless!
(Imagine...child is creaming at top of its lungs)...
Do you need a sock for that thing? if so you can have one of mine.
1 Sock $1.35, Look from pissed parent, -Priceless!
