Wal-Mart pick up lines
Dec 4, 2003 | 05:48 AM
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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
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Originally posted by Racerguy My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in.
got to love that one dave!!
I thought I had a case of the crabs but heck there was only 23 there
Dec 4, 2003 | 06:26 AM
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"Hunny....You look about as fine as a new damn set of snow tires!"
Dec 4, 2003 | 06:30 AM
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From: Where ever my boots come off.
Wal-Mart pick-up lines
Hey, sis ya ready yet
Dec 4, 2003 | 07:48 AM
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From: The Star-Club, Hamburg
"Call the law... this purdy lady has stole my heart!"
Dec 4, 2003 | 08:36 AM
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From: Southeast Tennessee
S'cuse me, can you tell me where the crab shampoo is at?
Dec 4, 2003 | 10:08 AM
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From: Carroll County, MD
Hey baby, you know there's a McDonalds in this Wal-Mart.
Dec 4, 2003 | 11:01 AM
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From: NE OK
My ex is a Pepsi driver. When we split he dated several women from Wal-Mart "Don't like her, take her back, Satisfaction guaranteed!"
Dec 4, 2003 | 11:12 AM
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From: Jacksboro TN USA
Dec 4, 2003 | 01:07 PM
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Or, with apologies to Hank Williams, Sr.,
Dec 4, 2003 | 01:09 PM
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Or, after perusing the name tag,
Dec 4, 2003 | 11:03 PM
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From: South Dakota
grab a pillow and approach the lady and say if u want to have a sleepover grab a blanket and meet me in the tent in the sportin goods.
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