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Old Oct 5, 2024 | 11:28 PM
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As they are walking down the aisle, she is placing items in bags for them to buy.
He mindlessly walking behind her while she does so.

She stops and looks at her husband and holds up a loaf of bread.
Honey, do we need bread? Should I put it in a bag?"

The man looks at his wife and squints his eyes at her. ... ... ... ("Bag it") ...
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Old Oct 6, 2024 | 02:48 PM
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Have raised a couple Billy goats?
 

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Old Oct 6, 2024 | 09:28 PM
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I could add 2 kids per marriage makes sense. One seems selfishly shrewd ?
 

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Old Oct 12, 2024 | 06:36 PM
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Easy to understand stuff if you cut to the facts. faster and faster is a proven obstacle to everything.
 

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Old Oct 21, 2024 | 11:25 PM
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Was 1987 a great year for you?
You can't do wrong hanging out on the Porch doing brews.
Can you recall everything about your Wedding?
 

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Old Oct 23, 2024 | 12:29 AM
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I saw a snake on the highway rolling around a lot.
 

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