Have you watched the Commercial on HDTV where you just need to take a picture of a QR Code and solve all your problems.

What could the "COUCH" have to do with any of your problems! ... ...

 

Seems to be to powerfully motivated!

 

You know riding the Subway in Chicago is like passing across a war zone!

The same in NYC is just another Gang mugging experience.

Nobody says anything about Washington DC because they can't understand what the Conductor "Joe Biden" said.

Kamala said she can write your name with her pen and ruin your life.

 

She said, "The ADEQUATE GIFT" ... twss ...

 

While searching thru the real-estate adds?

View – if you like the house on a hill overlooking the city dump or industrial complex
Assumable mortgage – good luck paying it off
Motivated seller – the house is Bob Vila's nightmare
Easement –someone else owns your access to the property and if he gets miffed,can shut you out
Half-bath – the tub doesn't work
Stockade fence – which is hiding the wreck of a house and the junkyard next door
Charming older home – functional obsolescence
Priced to sell – will cost you just as much to fix it up to be habitable
Has potential – see: Motivated seller
Country kitchen - needs new appliances, cabinetry and plumbing
Rustic - extensive deferred maintenance
One-owner home - has been vacant for 10 years
A must-see - has been on the market a long time

Were you interested in moving ?

 

He's sitting across from me at the Bar smoking a Cig. Its obvious he is in heavy thought. 1st week of February and changing jobs?

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MOST LIKELY THE SAND HAS RUN DOWN !
Then I went Dirt Bike riding! Painful Choice is a great thought.

 

I still get the Stuff Jokes. More Stuff! I have a friend with a PHD in mental stuff.
He says a balanced diet and stuff are great. He says he collects stuff too.

 

How did I ever make it to 18 years of age with all the traps of modern society.

 

I got nothing!

 

The Little Woman went shopping this afternoon.
Is home now with a large Bag of spuds. Says,
" I'm fixing Cheesy Potatoes for Xmas dinner. Twss
Wow, Just Wow, she spent near $10. I was thinking over $200. TWIT

 

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of the truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another office had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry, Sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, the driver demanded to know the reason.
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The trooper replied . . . "Tacks evasion."

 

If U'r near 10 feet Tall!
How do you go to work?
The back of a Trailer Truck.

How do you get into the house? 10' roll up garage door,
Garage converted into your apartment.

Several blow up air mattresses is how ya sleep.
Garden Hose hung over a high tree limb is your shower.

Modesty won't work for you. So, you make do with little.
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I wonder why F15 jet fighters are flying over the place most every afternoon now,
Never say I saw a one in the last 10 years. Maybe it's the high winds out of the Southeast?
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Haven't seen any Balloons or Drones around though. Maybe that's why?

 

I got nothing! ... ...
If we had been created with toes attached at our knees?

Wait, you could often stub them on the inside of your office desk.
You could often stub them getting into and out of your soccer mom van.
They could tell the temp of the Stove and get caught in the Fridge shelfs.

You would look sort of weird under the bed covers.
The Cat would want constant Toed attention.
Adding zippers to everything would get costly.
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But it would be your last day of crawling.
You know crawling around in our cluttered home is quite safe.

 

... SURE ...