Sign over a gynecologist's office
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a military hospital-door to endoscopy:
"To expedite your visit, please back in"

On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a laundry shop:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet-miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. "We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait "

At a propane filling station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"

 

Heres another one that is on the back of a friends wrecker.

"I go where i'm towed"




Wiz

An Equal Opportunity Truck Lover!

http://www.clubfte.com/users/thewiz427/index.html

 

One of my favorites...

On the back of a Royal Septic pumper:

"A Royal flush beats a full house"

 

I saw a pregnancy clinic once that had a sign that said
"entrance in rear"

Hopes thats not over the line.

 

Lots of funny ones.

Not sure this is a pun. But one local battery shop had a sign up that said, "Car battery dead? Our batteries will turn your car over". Below the sign was a car turned over on it's side. The city made them remove it!

 

Not a pun at all but another funny sign that I saw was at a resturant parking lot. It went something like this"

"Park here at your own risk, Vechiles may be towed and melted in a pit of hot lava for scrap metal."

I think they were forced to remove the signs.