Let's mess with a scammer
This "buyer" wanted to look at the car first, and test drive it, like a normal person would. But, she'd have to taxi over, so I offered to drive to her, which wasn't far. So far, OK.
The address is an extended stay hotel - tweaker city, but I give her the benefit of a doubt - maybe she's the exception. Until she comes out. She was dressed to go on our third date, not buy a car. OK, so maybe she's a dancer, and this is her "classy" look, but I doubt it. This is the I-want-to-distract-you look.
And predictably, she doesn't really focus on the car during the test drive. She just drives aimlessly down the road a few miles, chatting a bit with me. I finally suggest we turn around and go back, and ask her to think about the car and LMK if she wants to buy.
She then starts acting interested. Asks me a couple of times what I'm asking for it. Then asks how much it costs to register it. OK, that's good.
This is a cash sale; I'm not financing it, and it's late Saturday, so no banks are open. So, we've left it with her going to her bank Monday and me calling her to schedule the title transfer. She never opened the hood or even walked around the car.
I expect this is the same scam. On Monday she'll show up with a cashier's check, not cash. The same scam but using a shapely, damsel-in-distress grifter to sell the check, rather than just a voice on the phone and random driver to deliver/pick up the car.
However, I think she'll bail. One of her texts read like a man writing, and I expect that when he hears the title process, it'll be too risky. I haven't registered this car yet. I don't register most of these cars since I don't drive them. To transfer title, I have to put it into my name first. So, the process is for me to list her address for the new title and give her a power of attorney so that she can transfer it to her name when it comes in the mail. The forged check will have bounced by then.
I think I'll go talk to the police, see if they want to catch criminals in the act. Honestly, I bet they bail too.
But IDK yet, it's just a suspicion. She's now asked for an extra day. We'll see.
My favorite was selling a snowmachine (snowmobile for you southerners) in Alaska. It was probably 2001 or 2002-ish. $3500 snowmachine on CL.
I get the 'Nigerean' check scheme, they want to send me a check for more than the asking price ($10,000) that I cash and then deliver the sled to a shipping company.
So, first of all a snowmachine in Africa should be the first red flag, right? I think they were just messaging about anything $2-5000 with the same skit.
I don't remember exactly what I did, but about a week later I had a $10,000 check! Drawn on some east coast bank. When I didn't do anything with the check they contacted me, and when it was obvious I wasn't putting it in the bank there was some tense discussions about what they were going to do to myself and my family. I told them they had my address and I'd be waiting for them, that was the end of out communication.
Since then it was my goal to get a $100,000 check. Alas, they never follow up when I give them my 'last, best offer' of $100,000.
Now the scams just seem to want my phone #.
i reminded him that my ad said cash only, local sales only, no payments, no scammers.
this crap never ends. i'm SO sick of scabs coming out of the woodwork just to steal from you.
He's in texas. They have 'little buddies' hanging on the rear view mirror.
When I bought my sxs I paid cash, $29,000. I was nervous walking across the parking lot, even though I'd never been mugged and nobody had a clue that the bulge in my pants was just a fat stack of cash.
The other bulge was a loaded and chambered glock 19 (medium buddy?), which goes with me anytime I'm giving or receiving $1000 or more. I'm pretty confident nobody but myself knew it was there.











