IS THERE A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
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His girlfriend was a devout vegan. She’d patrol the office during lunch to ensure anyone who ate meat promised not to use the sponge in the kitchen. She did this in yoga pants and heels.
For April Fool's Day, I rinsed out a carton of chicken broth and filled it with mango juice, and poured myself a glass and drank it in front of her.
She was disgusted, so it was twice as delicious.
She is the financial manager and the human resources coordinator, so every problem at the company became pillow talk between her and her fiancée. He would sprinkle in the things she told him at meetings as if the problems were supposed to be common knowledge.
I was eventually fired, and the official reason was that I had "photoshopped grotesque images of several people in the office.” What she failed to mention to the Department of Labor representative was that I had done it on my own time, on my own computer, and each coworker had requested I do them next after I initially just did it to myself.
During my Department of Labor chat, the agent asked me to email her the photos, and it made her laugh audibly. Being fired was worth it just for that.
For April Fool's Day, I rinsed out a carton of chicken broth and filled it with mango juice, and poured myself a glass and drank it in front of her.
She was disgusted, so it was twice as delicious.
She is the financial manager and the human resources coordinator, so every problem at the company became pillow talk between her and her fiancée. He would sprinkle in the things she told him at meetings as if the problems were supposed to be common knowledge.
I was eventually fired, and the official reason was that I had "photoshopped grotesque images of several people in the office.” What she failed to mention to the Department of Labor representative was that I had done it on my own time, on my own computer, and each coworker had requested I do them next after I initially just did it to myself.
During my Department of Labor chat, the agent asked me to email her the photos, and it made her laugh audibly. Being fired was worth it just for that.
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Hello! Gordon's pizza (Pizza Hut)?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it (Google bought Pizza Hut).
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizzawith cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide.
We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
-WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me.
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 5 weeks ago
I talked with a couple of Elders at the Family get together yesterday and they spoke about Ai with a veiled mysterious chuck.e's
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it (Google bought Pizza Hut).
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizzawith cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide.
We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
-WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me.
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 5 weeks ago
I talked with a couple of Elders at the Family get together yesterday and they spoke about Ai with a veiled mysterious chuck.e's
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For the time being I am surmising that the inflation is being caused by the huge increase of Warehouse space that has been constructed across the Country at major hubs. It's increased 10X in the past 10 years. They got to get filled. Everyone knows the Warehouse industry is the Middleman of expenses.
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