Two Attorneys and two Prosecutors are on the first tee for some golf that morning.
The fairway is straight, it’s beside a road and bike path & fenced off on the left.
The first golfer teed off and hooks the ball into that direction. The ball zooms over
The fence bounces on the Bike path, over onto the road where it hits the front tire of
a moving Bus and gets knocked back to the middle of the fairway. The other attorney
And the 2 prosecutors look on and wonder. ‘The senior prosecutor asks, “How
Did you come to do that act?” The Guy says, “I know the Bus schedule.”

 

 

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why are the men who invest your money called a broker?

 

We're flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we take off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in thirty minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs. Would you take him for me please?"

Now picture this. All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses!

 

 

Can't see it at the tunnels light! It just not a me thing I guess!

8 Areas Where the Tesla Cybertruck Will Be Superior to the Ford F-150 Lightning (msn.com)

 

https://youtu.be/28ZDQ1w_R-Y?t=69

 

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_con...ture=emb_title

 

 

Have you heard ISDN is like drowning victim given a wet towel?

Was ISDN doomed from the beginning?

 

I used to work for a mining company . . . It was a boring job, just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression every day; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation,
everything started to crumble down around me. I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So, I went to a Bar for a drink, but as luck would have it, refused to serve a miner.

 

DOES WISDOM AND AGE EXIST TOGETHER?

When you can't get into your Jeep or Camper.

You haven't been able to go to the Grand Tetons for years.

You fall down into your fishing boat and can't get out without a Hauer Lift.

You add a power lift for your power chair to the back of your Soccer Mema Van.

Your MATE DOES MOST OF THE STUFF for you.

You mostly injure yourself doing stuff. You invent / get special injury free tools to use.

You forgot the last time you fell and hit your head.

You just might be an aged senior. You have MT's the ole bucket list.

You repeat, "I'm ok, I'm ok, I'm ok; a lot!" That becomes a daily routine.

The trees are trimmed. Hired it done again! Your local landscapers patiently wait for your next call.