The Perfect excursion uh?

It must have air suspension all around.
Telephones to call your kids to stop screaming when they're sitting on the third row seat.
Adjustable height (like the Range Rover) so you can have nice clearance off-road, and still fit in the garage door.
Autolocking diffs everywhere.
Parking aid (you know the lttle beep beep thingy)
Captain seats (like the Navigator)

 

>Parking aid (you know the little beep beep thingy)
>Captain seats (like the Navigator)

It's got the last two doesn't it?


Dmonach31, I'm workin' on your question. Sorry, I was sick for a while.

 

I wasn't sure about the parking thing, it most likely has the captain seats...but I was just listing what was REALLY important in a truck to me...what it MUST have to have high interest from me.
And I must say that as long as there isn't air suspension, I'll just look at Excursions...

 

The main thing they could do to improve the Ex is to include a sawzall wit the purchase, so you could remove the back, so it would be a real truck like the SUPER DUTY, you know the one....with the badges that say SUPER DUTY on it.

 

>Me first.
>
>Do or Add;
>[ol]
>[li]Improve front suspension. Needs more travel.
>[li]New shocks.
>[li]Rear sway bar.
>[li]Build better ball joints.
>[li]Head rest for all passengers.
>[li]3 point belts for all passengers.
>[li]Vinyl floor & seat option.
>[li]Put the spare tire somewhere else but don't shrink tank.
>[li]standard LS unit. (a good one)
>[li]A 375/500 V10 engine.
>[li]Head phone jacks for 3rd row.
>[li]Real working gauges.
>[li]Standard tranny temp gauge.
>[li]Screw-on filter for tranny.
>[li]Give me the ZF 6-speed option.
>[li]Larger oil filter.
>[li]Stop designing it for women with all the girly mods.
>[li]Put rotors on that don't have to be turned every 10K.
>[/ol]
Let me add to your list here "Monsta"
Yeti's!
Sawzall with metal cutting blade,I prefer plasma cutter though
ez swap grill for those hot crossdresser dates!''''
lots of extra pink panties
fake superduty badges !
optional soccer ball holder!
Oh and more technologial improvements!like
rear 12v outlet for those days when you just need that laptop
To stay in touch with us here at ''''

I'll think of more

Rich




Ford Trucks Built Tough!
not with rocks
Watch out "X" Mayor of Truckville

 

Now Rich, Iv'e been giving this some more thought, I don't think we should waste electrictiy using that plasma cutter or the sawzall, how bout a nice chainsaw with a rusty chain??? I have one we can use, I'll spring for the $1 worth of gas.

Now the soccer ball holder, I don't know about, did you see that pic of Monsta? He looks pretty old and decreped, I don't think he can walk let alone run and play soccer!!! Poor guy

I hear thats why he went with the EX, they wouldn't let him in that old folks home with a real TRUCK like ours!

Ah yes, what a good mood I'm in!!!!!!!

 

>>Me first.
>>
>>Do or Add;
>>[ol]
>>[li]Improve front suspension. Needs more travel.
>>[li]New shocks.
>>[li]Rear sway bar.
>>[li]Build better ball joints.
>>[li]Head rest for all passengers.
>>[li]3 point belts for all passengers.
>>[li]Vinyl floor & seat option.
>>[li]Put the spare tire somewhere else but don't shrink tank.
>>[li]standard LS unit. (a good one)
>>[li]A 375/500 V10 engine.
>>[li]Head phone jacks for 3rd row.
>>[li]Real working gauges.
>>[li]Standard tranny temp gauge.
>>[li]Screw-on filter for tranny.
>>[li]Give me the ZF 6-speed option.
>>[li]Larger oil filter.
>>[li]Stop designing it for women with all the girly mods.
>>[li]Put rotors on that don't have to be turned every 10K.
>>[/ol]

Ya sure thats not a superduty guys wish list.

 

>Now Rich, Iv'e been giving this some more thought, I don't
>think we should waste electrictiy using that plasma cutter
>or the sawzall, how bout a nice chainsaw with a rusty
>chain??? I have one we can use, I'll spring for the $1 worth
>of gas.
>
>Now the soccer ball holder, I don't know about, did you see
>that pic of Monsta? He looks pretty old and decreped, I
>don't think he can walk let alone run and play soccer!!!
>Poor guy
>
>I hear thats why he went with the EX, they wouldn't let him
>in that old folks home with a real TRUCK like ours!
>
>Ah yes, what a good mood I'm in!!!!!!!


Yikes!!!! We're being assaulted by a few of the more vocal superduty hooligans.
Time for you silent excursion owners to wake up and defend your selves!
By the way.. I'm no Soccer Mom. I'm Old and Decreped! :-X23

 

Careful boys, the SUPER DUTY guys have invaded the boring EX forum, better run and hide in those suv's.

Far be it from us to kick a little sand in your face!!!

Mind if we dance with your dates??

 

Yeti! be careful I don't want to dance with any crossdressers!
''
''
Yes let it be known the Men are back in Town!

And we mean to kick Suv BUTT!
''
''
Bring it on Crossdressers !

Hooligans! yea maybe but we drive '''' Superduty's

Not those outhouses on wheels
''

Rich


Ford Trucks Built Tough!
not with rocks
Watch out "X" Mayor of Truckville

 

>Yeti! be careful I don't want to dance with any
>crossdressers!
>Yes let it be known the Men are back in Town!

You think drivin a pickup makes you men?

>And we mean to kick Suv BUTT!
>Bring it on Crossdressers !

Oh yeah!!!
I'm beginning to feel like Custer.

>Hooligans! yea maybe but we drive '''' Superduty's

I was being polite when I said Hooligans!

>Not those outhouses on wheels

Here it is I found it. The superduty owners clubhouse!!!
[/img]http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0732.jpg[/img]

 

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 15-May-02 AT 10:01 PM (EST)]Boy I wish our club house was that nice....

Anyhow, I took all your Ex ideas, talked to ford and this is what their producing for you guys, NOW I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE FROM what you guys drive NOW, but what do I know...




https://www.ford-trucks.com/user_gallery/sizeimage.php?&photoid=4775&.jpg

 

>The main thing they could do to improve the Ex is to include
>a sawzall wit the purchase, so you could remove the back, so
>it would be a real truck like the SUPER DUTY, you know the
>one....with the badges that say SUPER DUTY on it.

I think the back could use a little help. A tailgate and removable topper like the Bronco's had would be great.
Maybe make them a little bigger also, so that they are actually the biggest SUV...

 

>Boy I wish our club house was that nice....
>
>Anyhow, I took all your Ex ideas, talked to ford and this is
>what their producing for you guys, NOW I DON'T SEE ANY
>DIFFERENCE FROM what you guys drive NOW, but what do I
>know...
>
>
>
>
>https://www.ford-trucks.com/user_gallery/sizeimage.php?&photoid=4775&.jpg

Yeti,

How'd you get that camper mounted on that superduty bed so fast?

 

>>Yeti! be careful I don't want to dance with any
>>crossdressers!
>>Yes let it be known the Men are back in Town!
>
>You think drivin a pickup makes you men?
>
>>And we mean to kick Suv BUTT!
>>Bring it on Crossdressers !
>
>Oh yeah!!!
>I'm beginning to feel like Custer.
>
>>Hooligans! yea maybe but we drive '''' Superduty's
>
>I was being polite when I said Hooligans!
>
>>Not those outhouses on wheels
>
>Here it is I found it. The superduty owners
>clubhouse!!!
>[/img]http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0732.jpg[/img]


Yes Custer !
In looking at our club house you notice how good it looks when it has a 40'lift on it!
needless to say those lifted outhouses use lots of bags of money to
attempt to be as '''' as a Superduty
':P'':P' ''''
':\'('':\'('
''
Rich



Ford Trucks Built Tough!
not with rocks
Watch out "X" Mayor of Truckville