The Hottie rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself, "I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."

Guy overhears her talking to herself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"

"Well," the girl explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the man I love to lose my virginity."

Astounded, the guy replies, "So you really love me?"

"Oh God no!" the girl says. "I just got sick of waiting."

 

You can spell ROTAVATOR EITHER WAY!

 

Have you ever asked, Wonder Why,, What if,, said, “just because”. ,,,shook your head no,,,,
Nodded in agreement or disagreed wit a shake of something. Have you weighed every part of your body separately and found you weigh more? Is it water retention or did you cut wrong?

 

 

Seeing the past helps understand the Future.

LINES AT THE BATTERY CHARGERS IS A, " WATSON WHAT DID WE DO WRONG?"

 

I rember Skirts plugging in the /battery powered Car's receptacle early 1930's

 

Fish sees dragon fly hovering above the water. Fish thinks if fly comes closer I jump and have lunch.
Bear sees fly and fish and thinks if fish jumps for fly, I get fish dinner. Man sees bear and fish and think
I shoot bear when it gets fish. Rat sees Hunter and thinks, sandwich in hunters back pack. Cat sees Rat
and thinks, Rat for lunch when it goes for sandwich. Cat goes for rat and misses thus landing in water!

THE MORAL TO THE STORY IS OBVIOUSLY FLY DROPS 6” & WET _____!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

British comedian Mike Yarwood has also passed.