“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago and failure is not the opposite of success.

 

Major bracket busting going on in NCAA men's tournament!

 

I'm sure the gambler's are having a tough emotional few days! Some of the wildest upsets in many a year!

 

People don't just eat Potatoes and boiled Cabbage anymore.

 

Chaos the arrow of direction is optional.

 

 

A woman had a pet snake that she loved very much. The snake was about 7 ft long and one day it just stopped eating. After several weeks of trying everything the lady still couldn't get the snake to eat.

The woman took the snake to the vet and explained her situation. The vet replies "I see ..has your snake been sleeping with you at night or snuggling real close and stretching himself out?"

The woman said "Yes, every day and it makes me so sad that I can't help him feel better."

The vet says to the lady "Ma'am your snake is not sick. It has been preparing to eat you. He's been sizing you up everyday so he knows how big he has to be. He's not eating so he has enough room to digest you.

Moral of the Story:
Recognize the snakes around you. Everyone’s intentions aren’t pure. Just cause they seem close to you, doesn't mean their intentions aren't to devour you.

 

Fill out job applications in crayon...
...and if you don’t get hired,
blame it on color.

 

 

Have you gone to the poorhouse in your F150?

 

The alternative to thinking ahead is thinking back.

And that's just remembering!