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Old Jun 8, 2020 | 09:14 PM
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Is your wife actually in NY? if so why the F%^&??
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no Mike man hell no LOL. Teddy's link said wife cell number is in NY 😂
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I didn't think she would be in NY period....
The first link said NY and then would zoom in to Central Park to reveal a close up of a lama’s derp face. 🤪 2nd link would zoom in to a random area and end up showing a guy and girl in a bathtub. 😂

Scags getting a new shotgun........ renter dude must be behind on his rent 😬
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 09:16 PM
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I’m biting my tongue. I’m not going to comment on what Gallows could screw around with in the backyard. Nope....... not going to say it. 😂
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
I’m biting my tongue. I’m not going to comment on what Gallows could screw around with in the backyard. Nope....... not going to say it. 😂
LOL See this is why we can't have nice things

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Old Jun 8, 2020 | 09:27 PM
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I’m biting my tongue. I’m not going to comment on what Gallows could screw around with in the backyard. Nope....... not going to say it. 😂
The wife is giving me the cold shoulder. Maybe I could put a chair in the bucket for her while I mow the lawn
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:00 PM
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I forget.... are we allowed to talk about shotguns?
After I bought the FNX I liked it enough that I bought another. Recently Ive been looking at their SLP semi auto. A bit expensive. But all reviews are good.
Never had an auto shotgun. Never cared for the sensitivity to loads.
Those Benelli's are pretty sensitive from what I read. But a good gun.
But I stiil have the Linex… Camlocker… and the 4 shocks to do so not toys till I get the truck right.
By then it will be a set of maybe Coopers or Yokahamas….
Probably no semi auto skatterguns in the near future....
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Gallows
The wife is giving me the cold shoulder. Maybe I could put a chair in the bucket for her while I mow the lawn
My wife was giving me the cold feet before watching tv....
But I couldn't stand the 90 day fiancé BS with all the ragging back and forth...
So she went up to finish and I went to "Hangem High"...
Fell asleep because it was way more terrible than I remembered it...
My favorite western these days... Tombstone.... I love it when Kurt Russel slaps hell out of Billy Bob and chases him out of the bar....
Or Open Range....
Love me some coach gun....
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mikelikesit
I forget.... are we allowed to talk about shotguns?
After I bought the FNX I liked it enough that I bought another. Recently Ive been looking at their SLP semi auto. A bit expensive. But all reviews are good.
Never had an auto shotgun. Never cared for the sensitivity to loads.
Those Benelli's are pretty sensitive from what I read. But a good gun.
But I stiil have the Linex… Camlocker… and the 4 shocks to do so not toys till I get the truck right.
By then it will be a set of maybe Coopers or Yokahamas….
Probably no semi auto skatterguns in the near future....
Benelli Nova pump. Eats anything Mike. Dropped mine in the water, mud creek going after turk. I mean submerged. Unloaded it not a good idea got crap all over my shells, said F it, went to the blind and killed ol turk. Entry level Benelli is where its at.
Those Montrafeltros. YIKES!!!$$$$
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Gallows
The wife is giving me the cold shoulder. Maybe I could put a chair in the bucket for her while I mow the lawn
Can you please record that conversation and post it for us to see her reaction?☠️☠️☠️
 
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Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Scag_Driver
LOL See this is why we can't have nice things

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OMG. 🤣 This is why we can’t have nice things. That’s a huge running joke between my wife and I. I embarrass her all the time in public by saying it really loud and storming off. Guess who isn’t allowed to go shopping with her anymore. 😂
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
OMG. 🤣 This is why we can’t have nice things. That’s a huge running joke between my wife and I. I embarrass her all the time in public by saying it really loud and storming off. Guess who isn’t allowed to go shopping with her anymore. 😂
I knew a guy that would fart in public, think grocery store aisles or checkout, and blame his wife. I know if I ever did that I would be in the @#$T-house from that point on. Crop dust, maybe, but audibly rip one and blame it on the Boss? NFW.
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
I knew a guy that would fart in public, think grocery store aisles or checkout, and blame his wife. I know if I ever did that I would be in the @#$T-house from that point on. Crop dust, maybe, but audibly rip one and blame it on the Boss? NFW.
My dad and I were at Walmart one day going up and down the electronics isles and there was this old lady doing the same thing and we would always meet her head on. I let out a silent but really deadly one and quickly walked away from my dad. A couple seconds later, the sweet old lady went to walk past my dad and they both smelled it at the same time. She gave him the worst dirty look he’s ever got in his life. Hahaha. He was so mad at me.

My family doesn’t like to take me out in public anymore. I can’t blame them. 😂
 
Old Jun 8, 2020 | 10:49 PM
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Well here's one. There isn't one person within a mile of you in Walmart 6am Saturday morning. Pass one off in the aisle and I'll be damn 20 f's run down the aisle straight at you
 
Old Jun 9, 2020 | 01:48 AM
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Well here's one. There isn't one person within a mile of you in Walmart 6am Saturday morning. Pass one off in the aisle and I'll be damn 20 f's run down the aisle straight at you
20 f’s run down the isle at you but all they need is one. His name is Abu Jahar. 😂😂😂😂
 
Old Jun 9, 2020 | 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by TeddyD
20 f’s run down the isle at you but all they need is one. His name is Abu Jahar. 😂😂😂😂
Abu could take notes from these dudes LOL

Following Code of Conduct ( best I can ) I caught this article from Biker News. There was a planned, possible not so orderly "gathering" in Placerville CA.

Well that caught the attention of some of the local residents and well......


The planned get together was suddenly canceled. LMAO

HEY YOU WANT TO PLAY IN THE BIG LEAGUES DO YA?!?



LMAO😂

Biker dudes wasn't the ones planning the get together they decided they would join the festivities LOL
 
Old Jun 9, 2020 | 09:07 AM
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Skags, we might need you to round up your crew and go to Bulls Gap. We need you to head at least 10 of those trucks to Jacksonville. Don't let them go north! The lead time from our primary supplier went from 5 days, to 2 weeks, then a month in the span of one week. They, and the rest of the industry, slowed production during the shutdown of the country. Now that the northern part of the country is kicking back in no one has materials to ship. We were rocking along getting 2-3 truckloads per week, doing a decent job of keeping up with the orders and now the drought hits. We have a backlog of 20+ truckloads that are stretched out into July. I understand we aren't the only industry to feel the effects of the "pandemic" shutdowns. Sales guys from other companies were beating our door down to get us to buy from them a month ago and now they are turning us away. I don't blame them, it's business, but they are in the same boat of trying to keep up with the demand from their existing customers. If our industry is any indicator of the recovery, it should be pretty strong. Anybody seeing the same, different?
 



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