Because, well, it's Florida.
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Florida. Land of hanging chads and....
prisoners to dog sit at the pound during 4th of July fireworks celebrations....
Dog Sitting Prisoners -- Snoop not involved.
prisoners to dog sit at the pound during 4th of July fireworks celebrations....
Dog Sitting Prisoners -- Snoop not involved.
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The unstrip club?
1) Go to a strip club.
2) Bring your wife.
3) Get upset when the strippers invite your wife on stage with them.
4) Storm out, yelling and threatening your wife.
5) Go to jail.
1) Go to a strip club.
2) Bring your wife.
3) Get upset when the strippers invite your wife on stage with them.
4) Storm out, yelling and threatening your wife.
5) Go to jail.
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From: Reynoldsburg, Ohio
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Someebody stole your idea -- or mayhap you wrote this
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I passed the Glock solution the lionfish population to a diver friend. He's never owned a gun, but he's seriously considering it now.
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This is in the "you can't make this up" category.
1) Man visits friend, leaves a dump in the toilet.
2) Man is told to flush the toilet.
3) Man responds by threatening friend with a machete.
4) Man explains to police that "**it happens".
Because, **it happens
1) Man visits friend, leaves a dump in the toilet.
2) Man is told to flush the toilet.
3) Man responds by threatening friend with a machete.
4) Man explains to police that "**it happens".
Because, **it happens
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you know you can destroy Iphones with Helium
and Helium is Not Illegal
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We have another entry in the "Florida" category. It's interesting that the article flew under the radar in Florida news (we're kinda used to this kind of thing) and it took an out-of-state media to report it.
Man coaxes alligator to bite his arm so he can pour beer down it's throat.
https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/n...&ICID=ref_fark
Man coaxes alligator to bite his arm so he can pour beer down it's throat.
https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/n...&ICID=ref_fark
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Dating in Florida.
https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/f...&ICID=ref_fark
If she won't go out with you, threaten her with a machete. And to think I used to believe that this only happened in West Virginia and Arkansas.....
https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/f...&ICID=ref_fark
If she won't go out with you, threaten her with a machete. And to think I used to believe that this only happened in West Virginia and Arkansas.....
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I just had an FIT Grad student try tell me "voltage is inversely proportional to current change"
I feel sorry for the space program ... no wonder that NASA said they used to know how to get to the moon but they "Lost that information and no longer know how to do it"
yeah that was a quote from a NASA Engineer
current (I) flowing in an circuit is proportional to the voltage (V) and inversely proportional to the resistance (R) I have no Idea what FIT Teaches today
But they are full of SHIP
I feel sorry for the space program ... no wonder that NASA said they used to know how to get to the moon but they "Lost that information and no longer know how to do it"
yeah that was a quote from a NASA Engineer
current (I) flowing in an circuit is proportional to the voltage (V) and inversely proportional to the resistance (R) I have no Idea what FIT Teaches today
But they are full of SHIP