Because, well, it's Florida.
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Understood. I know my lineage as much as I need to. Both grandparents on dad's side immigrated to the U.S. Mom's side has been traced back to the Mayflower. (Somewhere there's a map going back a looooong way.) Not sure a genealogy test could reveal anything that I don't already know.
BUT, the proud surprise for me: "More Neanderthal than average". Explains a lot.
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Drunk
Naked
Throwing booze bottles at the cops
In an Outback Steak House.
Husband runs the city Fire Department.
This story checks all them boxes....
https://www.ocala-news.com/2021/06/0...ll-in-rampage/
Naked
Throwing booze bottles at the cops
In an Outback Steak House.
Husband runs the city Fire Department.
This story checks all them boxes....
https://www.ocala-news.com/2021/06/0...ll-in-rampage/
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Drunk
Naked
Throwing booze bottles at the cops
In an Outback Steak House.
Husband runs the city Fire Department.
This story checks all them boxes....
https://www.ocala-news.com/2021/06/0...ll-in-rampage/
Naked
Throwing booze bottles at the cops
In an Outback Steak House.
Husband runs the city Fire Department.
This story checks all them boxes....
https://www.ocala-news.com/2021/06/0...ll-in-rampage/
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After the condo collapsed near Miami, an engineering firm has determined that the 28 story Miami-Dade Courthouse is in critical danger of collapse. The firm recommended that the top16 floors be closed immediately.
So it's too dangerous to be anywhere in the top 16 floors, but just fine to be underneath all those tons of concrete and steel?
https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/mi...ondo-collapse/
So it's too dangerous to be anywhere in the top 16 floors, but just fine to be underneath all those tons of concrete and steel?
https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/mi...ondo-collapse/
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They are literally still digging bodies out of the rubble. The property is now up for sale -- with a judge's approval!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...apse-site-sale
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...apse-site-sale
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Just when you thought the Florida Man had gone into hiding...
Florida Man Accused Of Throwing Alligator On Roof To Teach It A Lesson
Florida Man Accused Of Throwing Alligator On Roof To Teach It A Lesson
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Florida, doing it's best imitation of West Virginia here.
Car stopped at the light, not moving. Deputies respond and find the Captain "asleep" at the wheel with his foot on the break.
The punch line is there was no field sobriety test or medical determination done before the Captain drove off!!!
https://www.wftv.com/news/9investiga...GWNPSPLHX5MYE/
Car stopped at the light, not moving. Deputies respond and find the Captain "asleep" at the wheel with his foot on the break.
The punch line is there was no field sobriety test or medical determination done before the Captain drove off!!!
https://www.wftv.com/news/9investiga...GWNPSPLHX5MYE/
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Here we see Florida Woman vandalizing and smashing up a Range Rover SUV.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and bet that the Rover is owned by Florida Man, who Florida Woman caught doing something he shouldn’t have been doing with some other Florida Woman.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and bet that the Rover is owned by Florida Man, who Florida Woman caught doing something he shouldn’t have been doing with some other Florida Woman.
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That's a pretty good Photoshop, but it's only a slight exaggeration of what you can find in Florida when you get off the beaten path....
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Taunting a jaguar comes with its own punishment. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.....
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/we...taunted-animal
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/we...taunted-animal
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