Chinese language ~~ FUNNY!!!
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Chinese language ~~ FUNNY!!!
I just wanted to let you guys know that I have taken up Chinese and wanted to share with you what I've learned so far. I helps me to pronounce these out loud...so you do the same:
Dung On Mai Shu
- I stepped in poop!
Ai Bang Mai Ne
- I ran into the coffee table.
Ar U Wun Tu
- a gay liberation greeting.
Chin Tu Phat
- You need a face lift
Dum Gai
- Chevy Owner
Gun Pao Der
- an ancient chinese invention.
Hu Flung Dung
- which one of you fertilized the yard?
Hu Yu Hai Ding
- question posed by Chinese police when searching homes
Lao Ze Sho
- bad TV
Lao Zi
- not very good
Moon Lan Ding
- great achievement in the American Space program
Ne Ahn
- used to illuminate the bottom of ricers
Shai Gai
- bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be
- premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne
- small horse
Yu Mai Te Tan
- you been spending a lot of time in the sun
Wa Shing Kah
- Cleaning your Ford
Wai So Dim
- why did you buy that chevy?
Wai U Shao Ting
- there is no reason to raise your voice
anybody else have a word or two I could pick up?
Dung On Mai Shu
- I stepped in poop!
Ai Bang Mai Ne
- I ran into the coffee table.
Ar U Wun Tu
- a gay liberation greeting.
Chin Tu Phat
- You need a face lift
Dum Gai
- Chevy Owner
Gun Pao Der
- an ancient chinese invention.
Hu Flung Dung
- which one of you fertilized the yard?
Hu Yu Hai Ding
- question posed by Chinese police when searching homes
Lao Ze Sho
- bad TV
Lao Zi
- not very good
Moon Lan Ding
- great achievement in the American Space program
Ne Ahn
- used to illuminate the bottom of ricers
Shai Gai
- bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be
- premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne
- small horse
Yu Mai Te Tan
- you been spending a lot of time in the sun
Wa Shing Kah
- Cleaning your Ford
Wai So Dim
- why did you buy that chevy?
Wai U Shao Ting
- there is no reason to raise your voice
anybody else have a word or two I could pick up?
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Chinese language ~~ FUNNY!!!
Let's hope that this thread doesn't offend any Chinese People.
1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...........................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..........Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here................Wao So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet.......Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) My House............................Mai Bung Ga Low
17) Calf (the Animal).................Yung Cow
1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...........................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..........Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here................Wao So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet.......Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) My House............................Mai Bung Ga Low
17) Calf (the Animal).................Yung Cow
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