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I was sent this link today, It is absolutely Hilarious.
-- An operations manager for Jack in the Box was
late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him
he was running late. As he was leaving the voice
mail message, he witnessed an accident and
went on to provide "play by play" of the incident.
This is the actual voice mail message. It was
forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box,
it crashed their voice mail server.--
haha this went around not to long ago. I think he goes into too much detail for it to be true (how would he know it was an NIV bible?) but still hilarious :-)
I used to have "Honest Voice Mail" on my answering machine at home, and my message went something like this:
"...If you'd like our standard 10-minute hold, please press 1. If you'd like our Express 5-minute hold, only to have your call mysteriously disconnected at that time, press 2. If you'd like your call routed to at least 4 incorrect people before reaching the right person, press 3. If, while you're on hold, you'd like 3 different people to pick up your call and ask, 'who are you holding for?,' press 4..."
that's funny. oh, I'm buyin it... with the names he was comin up with, like 'mother goose lady', I bet he made up the NIV thing too. Colorful language for a colorful guy. his laugh is infectious... lol.. good sound byte right there.