Why are the Terrorists willing to commit suicide?
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Why are the Terrorists willing to commit suicide?
Let's see:
No Beer
No booze.
No bars.
No Baseball
No Football
No Basketball
No Hockey
No television.
No Internet.
No music.
No radio.
No tailgates on camels, hence no tailgater parties.
No Hooters.
No Pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No Burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No indoor plumbing.
No toilet paper.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
No mystery here!
No Beer
No booze.
No bars.
No Baseball
No Football
No Basketball
No Hockey
No television.
No Internet.
No music.
No radio.
No tailgates on camels, hence no tailgater parties.
No Hooters.
No Pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No Burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No indoor plumbing.
No toilet paper.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
No mystery here!
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Why are the Terrorists willing to commit suicide?
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LOLSHIFOMC !!! (SO FUNNY Alan that I'm sending this one to my hunting/fishin' buddies mail list.)
Jane, aka JB13
(As in my Ribs Hurt)
LOLSHIFOMC !!! (SO FUNNY Alan that I'm sending this one to my hunting/fishin' buddies mail list.)
Jane, aka JB13
(As in my Ribs Hurt)
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