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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 06:52 PM
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Anyone seen this email going around?
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Mideast Mystery?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies. No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ?????
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 07:07 PM
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Thats Funny!! But it all true TOO!hhhhhhmmmmmm The aint got much to live for.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 07:47 PM
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The no Home Depot thing really got me. I wouldn't make it either.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 07:53 PM
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lol....good ones and true 2
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 08:40 PM
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There is no mystery there.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 05:01 AM
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I would have added no 59 cent ice cream cones at McDonald's, no frosty A&W root beer.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 06:51 PM
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No merlot, no cabernet, no shiraz, no Tanqueray, no Cutty Sark, no Drambuie, no Stolie, no LaBatts, no Molson.............

I'd last all of 30 seconds!
 
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