Duck Tape the front paws........

 

Careful...the animal cruility patrol could put you in jail. We don't want to visit

 

Doug .....Doug.....
You keep forgetting .......Your Nose grows longer when you lie.......Not the Pinus......

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Actually, she has found a practical application for this and asks me to lie frequently. "lie - truth - lie - truth...."

 

Oh no. A travlin' cat, this is not... I've got a timed food dispenser for the little wonder... Maybe when he's old and fat and can't run or climb... in about 15 years.

 

Water...litter change....play time???.

 

If he keeps it up tonight it's going to but duct tape time! LOL. This animal is clearly 100% insane. Maybe he'll help wear out my 3 year old daughter and they will both sleep soundly...

 

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Good one Doug.....
Typical Sailor.........

 

 

Glad you went for a rescue. We get some of our from there. Nice animals needing a home

 

He may be a maniac but he seems to have a fine heart. That will do just fine...

 

Was that what your wife said about you to her parents before she introduced you to them?

 

OMG if you ever met my inlaws... That's what she told me about them... If they lived in a real city, they'd both be locked up for their own safety and that of those around them... The opinion of most is that my wife was switched at birth as she was clearly raised by wolves....

 

That's funny right there! I don't care who ya are. I guess that applies to a lot of in-laws. I know my former MIL (malfunction indicator lamp or mother in law - whichever) was always sticking her nose into places it didn't belong.

 

Good for you getting a shelter cat. Don't know I could handle a kitten myself............we got ours at 4 1/2 from the local shelter. Luckily this is his normal night, can't possibly imagine how someone could have given him up!






The auto feeder is the only way we can sleep in on weekends! Good luck Rodney!