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I hadn't considered "less than lethal", but that is an option. Still, I would have to shoot Roy with it and not his minions. I'm not by any means opposed to an early wake-up. After all, when working days, I get up at 02:30. We could run Roy's drawers up a flag pole while he is still snoozing.
It will be much easier to run them up the flagpole if he is NOT wearing them. I wouldn't want to try to run the shorts up while he's still in them. That might stress the flagpole too much.
Camp pranks! Brings back memories from back when I was 11. Roy, do you remember back that far? I guess you guys used to loosen the straps on your buddy's saddle to see him fall off of his horse while trying to mount up for the day's ride, or perhaps replace his black powder for his musket with ground pepper.
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